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Exactly!

Hmmm. . . .Haggis got a perfect score on the dementia test?

*wonders if "perfect" means 0

Something must be wrong. My Monday-fogged, not caffeinated enough brain actually managed to answer them all right.
So that means I'm not demented?
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I'm not sayin'.
 

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good story, Chase. Tight writing, good characterization and just enough background to help us relate to the characters.
 
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good story, Chase. Tight writing, good characterization and just enough background to help us relate to the characters.

:ty: Praise for a ghost yarn mean a lot coming from a ghost poster.

:welcome: to the infirmary. You're way too young to be a resident, but there are plenty of candystriper jobs. :D
 

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thanks. :snoopy:

ah'm 56, so i guess i can squeak in.

forget the striper, i'll just take the candy. (and, no, i didn't say stripper, it just looks that way on a quick preview. besides, i'm not too sure anyone here would want to forget the stripper)
 

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56!?????????????????



:e2thud:

man! what's your ssn,....1?
 

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Pay no attention to the drunken battery, ghosty. I'll be showing him the door anon.
 

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the door anon.

This blatant disrespect of a fellow writer must stop. Haggis is 100% correct. Whether or not he shows it to Cray, door is definitely a noun .
 

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This blatant disrespect of a fellow writer must stop. Haggis is 100% correct. Whether or not he shows it to Cray, door is definitely a noun .
Leaving aside the almost unbelievable credulity of someone thinking that Haggis is 100% correct the classification of door as a noun is irrelevant to a personage of Cray's positional immobility requiring as he does the intervention of external force to change location and therefore the concept of a door leading from one place to another is alien to the space-time continuum which he inhabits and being shown one has no meaning because
 

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Leaving aside the almost unbelievable credulity of someone thinking that Haggis is 100% correct the classification of door as a noun is irrelevant to a personage of Cray's positional immobility requiring as he does the intervention of external force to change location and therefore the concept of a door leading from one place to another is alien to the space-time continuum which he inhabits and being shown one has no meaning because
Your disguise ain't workin', Porter.
 

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What part of my unbelievable credulity is almost?
As the act of actually stating that Haggis is 100% correct is now a well documented fact of no historical importance whatsoever it leads inevitably to the conclusion that it would be irrational to suggest that such a demonstration of credulity is totally unbelievable as it has already occurred but only marginally less unbelievable hence almost because
 

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*Leaves a monogrammed Bedpan for Ghosty and reluctantly returns to work* :D