What's the worst song ever?

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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go?

Muskrat Love?

Achy Breaky Heart?
 

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wow... this is a tough one. Worst song *ever*? Because that's rather all inclusive. Even worst pop song ever is a tough call (the entire Celine Dion catalogue alone would make for tough choosing). Still...

"It's a small world, after all" which is a close tie with the theme song from "Barney the Purple Dinosaur"
 
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"It's a small world, after all" which is a close tie with the theme song from "Barney the Purple Dinosaur"
I have a special friend who absolutely hates everything about Barney. I once jokingly referred to her purple vibrator as "the Barney model!" She wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
 

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Michael Bolton's remake of "Unchained Melody"

somethings should be left alone.

Speaking of remakes, Celine Dion tried to remake an AC/DC song "You Shook Me All Night Long".

Yack Yuck Yack!!!
 

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Lightning Strikes, Lou Christie


hideous. just excruciatingly hideous.
 
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Inagaddadavida, Iron Butterfly

it is SEVENTEEN (17) minutes long



In-a-gadda-da-vida honey,
don'tcha know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida baby,
don'tcha know that I'll always be true?

Oh won'tcha come with me,
and take my hand?
Oh won'tcha come with me,
and walk this land?

Please take my hand...

Let me tell ya now.
In-a-gadda-da-vida honey,
don'tcha know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida baby,
don'tcha know that I'll always be true?

Oh won'tcha come with me,
and take my hand?
Oh won'tcha come with me,
and walk this land?

Please take my hand...

Let me tell ya.


Two,three,four!

In-a-gadda-da-vida honey,
don'tcha know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida baby,
don'tcha know that I'll always be true?
 

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*You Never Even Called Me By My Name* by David Allen Coe.

I'll stake twenty years as a bartender and countless hits of the "skip" button on the jukebox remote hidden behind my bar to that.

*The Thong Song* is a close second.

That is the great thing about having retired from bartending this month--I've not heard a single bar from either of them in 30 days. Oh, bliss!
 

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Well, in the dive I frequent, I'm certain the bartenders would agree that the "worst song" is Long-haired Country Boy by CDB, owing to the fact my buds and I play it on the jukebox and sing along with it at the top of our lungs, everytime we are there. We've been doing that since 1986...
 

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It may not be the worst, but The Macarena has to be up there. *shudders*
 

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Well, in the dive I frequent, I'm certain the bartenders would agree that the "worst song" is Long-haired Country Boy by CDB, owing to the fact my buds and I play it on the jukebox and sing along with it at the top of our lungs, everytime we are there. We've been doing that since 1986...

Wow. you could drink in 1986? LEGALLY?

Zoinks, Rob. You're just so....old.

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I don't know whether it's the worse, but I could go the rest of my life and not hear Louie, Louie ever again and be happy.
 

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Macho Man, Village People

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....



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