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A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Lurve with Fill-Up". Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free lurve. The owner told haggis to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free lurve. Haggis then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no lurve this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, cray, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free lurve. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Haggis guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free lurve this time."
As they were driving away, haggis said to his buddy cray, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free lurve." cray replied, "No it ain't, haggis ray. It ain't rigged ---- mrs. qW done gone won twice just last week."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, cray, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free lurve. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Haggis guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free lurve this time."
As they were driving away, haggis said to his buddy cray, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free lurve." cray replied, "No it ain't, haggis ray. It ain't rigged ---- mrs. qW done gone won twice just last week."