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6. My O'Hare terminal does not have free WiFi. Best seven bucks I've spent all day.
I was tempted to tell him I only talk to half-naked men as well, and he should move along.
I was tempted to tell him I only talk to half-naked men as well, and he should move along.
Are there airport terminals that do? Because I've been through my fair share of airports since wifi came into being... and as yet to find one that's free.
I think it's because they know you are a captive consumer with no other choice.
Also, semi-randomly, I always liked O'Hare. Wasn't quite as charming as St Paul (the moose) or Vancouver (moose and views), but as airports go, I like it.
Are there airport terminals that do? Because I've been through my fair share of airports since wifi came into being... and as yet to find one that's free.
Unless, you know, it was Hillz' cowboy.
No, don't do this.
What if he took off his shirt??
Unless, you know, it was Hillz' cowboy.
What if he'd started to eagerly disrobe? Ewwww!
This is why I never look at strangers. They think it's an invitation to talk. Of course, I don't look at acquaintances either except to verify they're who I think they are. Same with family and friends.
I like O'Hare. Lots of food options. This is a selling point for me.
No, he was dressed like a cowboy, but he wasn't a cowboy. It was some weird role-playing or something. Because the lady he was waiting for came down, looked him over and was like "WTF are you dressed like that for?"
Definitely! Plus, during slow times, Miguel at the Wolfgang Puck gives out free cheese and wine. Or, at least he gives it to me. nom
I try not to make eye contact, but apparently I have one of those "friendly" faces. Maybe I should work on my bitchface?
No, he was dressed like a cowboy, but he wasn't a cowboy. It was some weird role-playing or something. Because the lady he was waiting for came down, looked him over and was like "WTF are you dressed like that for?"
I find that people who want to talk to you will do it no matter what. Maybe it's just a matter of out-crazying them...
He was not a sexy cowboy. It's for the best.
I try not to make eye contact, but apparently I have one of those "friendly" faces. Maybe I should work on my bitchface?
Yes! Dallas/Ft. Worth (not all terminals), Phoenix and Seattle have it. I think Albuquerque does, too, but the waits are always so quick there I've never had cause to use it.
Nose picking.
The only good airport story I have is the one where the people in front of me in Philly cried when TSA confiscated their Coke. That's Coca Cola.
Maybe he was hoping some sort of cowboy fantasy would roll out of that one. Though, then I wonder what the Grizzly was for. *shudders*
Oh. Well, did he at least make the look work? Because I've seen some people look fabulous in westernish hats even when they weren't cowboys.
Can I get drunk yet? Who's in here? Show of hands...who thingks this is a good idea? (tentacles don't count)