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Dr-I-Know-All

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Hiya! I'm a pretty cool girl, college age, whose name you will never know. o_O. Either way, I'm working on the 3rd draft of my Fantasy Romance novel which is around 120,000 words. First novel ever, too, so I'll be using this forum to the best of my abilities. Nice to be here! Hello!
 

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This is awesome, I am a college age girl with a manuscript at 120,000 words too! Welcome aboard my fellow noob!
 

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Welcome to the cooler, Dr. Since I have your attention could you take a look at this thing growing on my knee?

Ah, yes, fascinating specimen. . . . I believe that what you have there is called a knee-cap. I fascinating and ingenious naturally designed structure useful in movement. :sarcasm

Nice to meet you as well, Hoplite!
 

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Ah, yes, fascinating specimen. . . . I believe that what you have there is called a knee-cap. I fascinating and ingenious naturally designed structure useful in movement. :sarcasm

Nice to meet you as well, Hoplite!

lol! well done doc.
 

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Ah, yes, fascinating specimen. . . . I believe that what you have there is called a knee-cap. I fascinating and ingenious naturally designed structure useful in movement. :sarcasm

Nice to meet you as well, Hoplite!

lol! well done doc.

If you both wouldn't mind standing over here on this big red X for a moment. And don't mind the red splatter marks, it's...err...paint....

*Wait, where did my catapult go?!*
 

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If you both wouldn't mind standing over here on this big red X for a moment. And don't mind the red splatter marks, it's...err...paint....

*Wait, where did my catapult go?!*

It's over here! What happens if I press this big red button... OOPS! Sorry, Hoplite! Hope that wasn't as painful as it looks... but don't worry, the Doc will sort you out :)
 

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It's over here! What happens if I press this big red button... OOPS! Sorry, Hoplite! Hope that wasn't as painful as it looks... but don't worry, the Doc will sort you out :)


Well I don't have to worry about that thing on my knee now, or anything below the torso for that matter.:e2beat:
 

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Well I don't have to worry about that thing on my knee now, or anything below the torso for that matter.:e2beat:

Luckily, cartoon physics apply online. You'll be in bandages and a wheelchair for one episode, or day online, before you'll recover. I recommend hot chocolate and a tire pump.
 

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Welcome- keep up the good work on your novel!