Just Saying...

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

I'm not sure where to post this, so I figured I'd step into the Office Party simply to announce, "I just read some of the entries on the Share Your Work forum and wow... there are some really great writers here."

*slightly intimidated*

That being said, this thread can now fade off to forum oblivion as I drink punch after finding a wall to blend in with.

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

You're supposed to say Obliviate to make it disappear.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

If I say that to myself, will I disappear? (I guess this blending in with a wall isn't working out for me too well.)

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

Well in my former position as forum Batman I never needed ot. But we haven't all attended the League of Shadows high school special.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

I have no idea what the League of Shadows high school special is. All I can think about when I read your response was whether or not Batman would win in a cage fight with Spiderman. O_O

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

Let me get my suit out then we can find out.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

So there's a forum Spiderman too?! Mind. Blown.

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

Well...Hey are you volunteering?

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

If I volunteer, will AW provide a free radioactive spider and a spidey suit? I'd have to change the name to Spiderwoman...

*now wonders why Captain America felt the need to eat his shield*

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

Okay lets Bogey. I'm ordering a chicken coop from northern china for us to fight in, is that big enough you think?

Sorry about the wait. I lost my costume, had to buy...er make a new one.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 19, 2014

Let me know when the coop is ready! Do the chicken coops come with chickens? That way, we can just cook them or something. Celebration meal for when I win.

Maggie Maxwell · Apr 19, 2014

"Former" Batman? Thuro, what happened? Did a mysterical (It's a mix of mysterious and mystical. I just made it up. I'm cool like that.) voodoo mage's plothole bring your parents back to life?

jaus tail · Apr 19, 2014

the batman i saw on tv never quits. if you're quitting cause you've done your share, fine we'll throw you a parade, but if you're quitting cause it's easier than continuing the fight, then you're the hero i thought you were.

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

I undid the paradox. Turns out I had stopped my mother from saving my father from the car...wait wrong movie.

KellyAssauer · Apr 19, 2014

brainofivane said:
"I just read some of the entries on the Share Your Work forum and wow... there are some really great writers here."

Try not to show us all up right off the bat!

*just sayin*

Thuro said:
Sorry about the wait. I lost my costume, had to buy...er make a new one.

Men.

Tights.

*just sayin*

Thuro · Apr 19, 2014

Got the chicken coop. Is deer okay instead of chicken? I swear it ran right in front of the Batmobile. Well I wasn't strictly on the road but it's not my fault. Quit staring at me. It wasn't Bambi.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 20, 2014

KellyAssauer said:
Try not to show us all up right off the bat!

*just sayin*

I doubt that's possible, Kelly! But it looks like I'm going to learn a lot from this place. Who knew water coolers could be so educational?

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 20, 2014

Thuro said:
Got the chicken coop. Is deer okay instead of chicken? I swear it ran right in front of the Batmobile. Well I wasn't strictly on the road but it's not my fault. Quit staring at me. It wasn't Bambi.

That was quick! Several things...
1. I don't know how to cook deer.
2. Batmobile is not allowed inside the coop.
3. How do you know it wasn't Bambi? *starts feeling depressed*

Thuro · Apr 20, 2014

Well if it was Bambi I owe walt disney a refund.

Joanna Alonzo · Apr 20, 2014

A refund for what? Is Bambi's death your way of messing with me so you can win the cage (coop) fight?

Lavern08 · Apr 21, 2014

Chicken coop?

Let's make soup.

RNJ · Apr 22, 2014

Lavern08 said:
Chicken coop?

Let's make soup.

Lavern, you want to make coop soup? Sounds disgusting.

Lavern08 · Apr 22, 2014

RNJ said:
Lavern, you want to make coop soup? Sounds disgusting.

Alrighty then, since I have to break it down for ya, RNJ...

Chicken Coop = Chickens

...Add Carrots, Onions, Celery = Some tasty, lip-smacking soup.

Got it?

*Oh, and btw, consider yourself Laverned* :tongue

RNJ · Apr 22, 2014

Lavern08 said:
Alrighty then, since I have to break it down for ya, RNJ...

Chicken Coop = Chickens

...Add Carrots, Onions, Celery = Some tasty, lip-smacking soup.

Got it?

*Oh, and btw, consider yourself Laverned*

So:

Chicken Coop = Chickens + veggies
and
Chickens + veggies = soup

That's like:
If A=B and B=C, then A=C

So coop = soup.

Coop soup. I'm confused.

**Be gentle in your Laverning**

s.cummings · Apr 23, 2014

Confused. That is all.

Just Saying...

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

Making Einstein cry since 1994

I'm Batman

The Anti-Magdalene

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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