Things to hate about April:
The constant fluctuation in temperature. I live in Missouri so our weather has a tendency to be a little bipolar. This April has been really bad. We went from 70 to 30 in a day. Lately it hasn't been too horrible, but I'm not convinced temps won't dip again.
Names:
I too had an annoying maiden name (I shared it with a national retail chain). While I don't *love* my married name, at least I don't get all the stupid jokes anymore.