Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

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With regards to the 'second child' debate, I can only add this:

I have three daughters. I should have stopped after the first one. Not that the other two haven't turn out well, they have. Surprisingly so. But... put it this way... I understand why some animals eat their young.

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With regards to the 'second child' debate, I can only add this:

I have three daughters. I should have stopped after the first one. Not that the other two haven't turn out well, they have. Surprisingly so. But... put it this way... I understand why some animals eat their young.

:D
That first one surely is a darling. IIRC, she's mine, isn't she?
 

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I think the word, "alter," is a cuss word in canine circles. It must be a cuss word 'cause I've never heard Lavern use it.
Truer words have never been barked.
With regards to the 'second child' debate, I can only add this:

I have three daughters. I should have stopped after the first one. Not that the other two haven't turn out well, they have. Surprisingly so. But... put it this way... I understand why some animals eat their young.

:D
I have two daughters. Why did we stop there? Because of # 2. :)

Who also turned out just fine.
 

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... It must be a cuss word 'cause I've never heard Lavern use it.

Alter = Yep, cuss word :D

Altar = Where I fall prostrate every Sunday and pray for you heathens guys ;)
 

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I've heard rumors that Porter's prostate is prostrate.
I wince every time I hear one of those words used for the other and, believe me, given some of the folk around here, I wince a lot.

Of course, I also hear "cadillac converter" for "catalytic converter" often.
 
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That first one surely is a darling. IIRC, she's mine, isn't she?

Dawg! If her raucous sense of humor is anything to go by, I reckon you'd be right. :roll:

I've heard rumors that Porter's prostate is prostrate.

No. Porter hangs our on street corners and solicits??!! :eek:
 

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subject involved in the video.

Good advice, OFG. For those not heeding it and wishing they had, I think the new pope approves of Kodak moments at the zoo:

Decisions_decisions.jpg
 

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Good advice, OFG. For those not heeding it and wishing they had, I think the new pope approves of Kodak moments at the zoo:

Decisions_decisions.jpg
I'm more inclined to think the boy had bold plans to become a Proctologist when he grows up, but hasn't yet learned which end is up.
 

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I'm more inclined to think the boy had bold plans to become a Proctologist when he grows up.

You mean like these students in pre-med proctology classes?

pre_med_proctologists.jpg
 

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Here, JB. Something else to help you and MamaBear decide - or, if you've really already decided, it will strengthen your resolve and be a constant reminder in favor of the subject involved in the video.
Now, why didn't you show me that three and a half years ago? Nah, just kidding - Sami Bear is a Sweetie and better-behaved at "Mawmart" (her expression) than many of the supposed adults there (and she dresses better).

You mean like these students in pre-med proctology classes?

pre_med_proctologists.jpg
Recess time at the infirmary?