ETA:
I'm taking back the horse. You don't deservea means to escape the wrath of the Peersthe majestic steed after choosing Porter to follow you to the throne.
I hope you will continue to join us here in the castle, as the castle would be a duller place without your brilliance. (Though your taste in successors could use some refining. )
Sire, surely you want a palace full of royals to get some sleep tonight?
*Makes sure Princess Wicked's pets are safely removed from moat and placed in a safe pond before the king drains the water and replaces it with 2X4s. Silently cheers the king's sense in filling the moat again with 2X4s.*Checks 2X4 level in moat ... orders it filled to the brim .. takes tarp off of all chairs ... liberates queen ann chair
Orders shuffleboard patterns to be painted in Main hall
heads for the sack
Yes, well. There are consequences for actions, Princess. And that was a doosy of an action. I mayNoooo! That was my favorite.
*cries*
You could have just asked to see the security tapes of his previous reign and spared us all the repeat insanity.Honestly I just want to see the train wreck that is certain to follow.
Yes, well. There are consequences for actions, Princess. And that was a doosy of an action. I maybe charmed toreturn the steed to you, if your future actions prove you aren't planning on leaving us here alone to deal with your mess.
You could have just asked to see the security tapes of his previous reign and spared us all the repeat insanity.
But, at least you are sticking around. Want to go horseback riding?
My Lords and Ladies.
I do hereby abdicate the throne and bequeath the Crown to our new
sovereign.
All Hail King Porter!
**and God help us all**
Um, Princess MDP, did that horse kick you in the head? Wait... you must have been coerced. So tell us what torture was visited upon you that we may bring your blackmailer(s) to justice.
Were you tied and beaten? (Wait - I forgot you like that sort of thing...) Were your Jimmy Choos set afire? Your chocolates eaten? Your stash of Scotch raided??
Your Majesty, you do realize eggplants don't produce real eggs, right?Where are the leg holes?
* orders 2 million egg plants starts for the royal garden *