Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)

wishin' y'all a happy Easter, etc. n leavin' lotsa s Oh, 'n some fairy dust.

Ambrosia said:

ETA:

I'm taking back the horse. You don't deserve a means to escape the wrath of the Peers the majestic steed after choosing Porter to follow you to the throne.

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Noooo! That was my favorite.

*cries*

Ambrosia said:

I hope you will continue to join us here in the castle, as the castle would be a duller place without your brilliance. (Though your taste in successors could use some refining. )

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Honestly I just want to see the train wreck that is certain to follow.

This should be interesting. I'm curious as to what will happen, too.

Sire, surely you want a palace full of royals to get some sleep tonight?

Duchessmary said:

Sire, surely you want a palace full of royals to get some sleep tonight?

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This seems a lot like amoking to me.

Amok! Amok! Amok!

Good morning, your Majesty.

Good morning, besieged Royals.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Checks 2X4 level in moat ... orders it filled to the brim .. takes tarp off of all chairs ... liberates queen ann chair

Orders shuffleboard patterns to be painted in Main hall

heads for the sack

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*Makes sure Princess Wicked's pets are safely removed from moat and placed in a safe pond before the king drains the water and replaces it with 2X4s. Silently cheers the king's sense in filling the moat again with 2X4s.*

*Has queen anne chair fully liberated and burned so only ashes remain.*

*Has runner ordered to cover shuffleboard in main hall during times of non-use.*

Busy morning. Coffee! I's needs it!

Madame de Plume said:

Noooo! That was my favorite.

*cries*

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Yes, well. There are consequences for actions, Princess. And that was a doosy of an action. I may be charmed to return the steed to you, if your future actions prove you aren't planning on leaving us here alone to deal with your mess.

Madame de Plume said:

Honestly I just want to see the train wreck that is certain to follow.

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You could have just asked to see the security tapes of his previous reign and spared us all the repeat insanity.

But, at least you are sticking around. Want to go horseback riding?

Duchess, could the castle locksmith check the locks on my private quarters?

Of course, Princess Komnena. I will have it seen to right away. And, btw, I don't believe you being Queen would be worse.

Ambrosia said:

Yes, well. There are consequences for actions, Princess. And that was a doosy of an action. I may be charmed to return the steed to you, if your future actions prove you aren't planning on leaving us here alone to deal with your mess.


You could have just asked to see the security tapes of his previous reign and spared us all the repeat insanity.

But, at least you are sticking around. Want to go horseback riding?

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Yes I would Princess Ambrosia! And would you have the tapes delivered to my chambers? I think they'll be very entertaining.

*Sends phony 2X4 tanker truck back to a warm place and orders Maple Syrup and Chevas tankers to properly fill moat ... 2 parts Maple Syrup, 4 parts Chevas.

disaster averted

allows phony tankers to fill pond with some of the stuff they have in them (Hopes he didn't included the heating oil delivery)*


Please inspect the property and ensure that there is no cilantro or Rhubarb planted. Feed all of the grits to the neighbor's fish.


Send for Susie and arrange a cake delivery for breakfast.

also for lunch and supper.

Are you nuts??!?!??!!!

Madame de Plume said:

My Lords and Ladies.

I do hereby abdicate the throne and bequeath the Crown to our new
sovereign.

All Hail King Porter!

**and God help us all**

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Um, Princess MDP, did that horse kick you in the head? Wait... you must have been coerced. So tell us what torture was visited upon you that we may bring your blackmailer(s) to justice.

Were you tied and beaten? (Wait - I forgot you like that sort of thing...) Were your Jimmy Choos set afire? Your chocolates eaten? Your stash of Scotch raided??

Well this place is a disaster. Yikes.

Time for a bath in the royal pool ... maybe past time

For you, my King:

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And I found some Xanax for the rest of us:

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Where are the leg holes?

* orders 2 million egg plants starts for the royal garden *

Updrifting said:

Um, Princess MDP, did that horse kick you in the head? Wait... you must have been coerced. So tell us what torture was visited upon you that we may bring your blackmailer(s) to justice.

Were you tied and beaten? (Wait - I forgot you like that sort of thing...) Were your Jimmy Choos set afire? Your chocolates eaten? Your stash of Scotch raided??

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No Princess Updrifting. I just had to push the red button is all. It's in my nature. I can't help myself. It's a disease. I promise I'll never do it again. Cross my heart.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Where are the leg holes?

* orders 2 million egg plants starts for the royal garden *

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Your Majesty, you do realize eggplants don't produce real eggs, right?

We'll see .... I'm betting on a bumper crop of omelets.

Hail King Porter.

Now, where's my gas mask? Oh, wait, here it is.

* farts royally *

OOOOH ... good thing I'm sitting on the throne

OMG!!! Run for your lives!!!