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Nymtoc · Apr 14, 2014

Better late than early is the rule for arriving at posh dinner parties.

Komnena · Apr 16, 2014

Parties can be loud.

shakeysix · Apr 16, 2014

Loud, brassy, revoltingly self absorbed, morally bankrupt and short fused --anyone else ever work for this woman?

Nymtoc · Apr 16, 2014

Woman was created from man's rib, unless she wasn't.

Robbert · Apr 16, 2014

Wasn't that mentioned somewhere in the bible?

alexaherself · Apr 16, 2014

The Bible has spawned as much fiction, and perhaps contains as much, as any other antiquarian tract.

Komnena · Apr 18, 2014

Tract of land can be valuable.

Nymtoc · Apr 18, 2014

Valuable advice may cost you a lot of money or nothing at all, depending on the source.

Robbert · Apr 18, 2014

Source books can be ordered over the Internet.

shakeysix · Apr 18, 2014

Internet and hairnet: compare and contrast in a 350 word essay. Rough and polished draft due at the end of class today.

Nymtoc · Apr 18, 2014

Today will soon become yesterday.

shakeysix · Apr 18, 2014

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away!

Nymtoc · Apr 18, 2014

Away, away, away down south in Dixie.

shakeysix · Apr 18, 2014

Dixie cups and Lily cups bow to Red Solo cups.

Nymtoc · Apr 18, 2014

Cups represent emotions, including love and other relationships, in Tarot cards.

Robbert · Apr 19, 2014

Cards may fly into your face.

Nymtoc · Apr 19, 2014

Face facts.

shakeysix · Apr 19, 2014

Facts, but not events, of the future are sometimes found in the Tarot.

Robbert · Apr 19, 2014

Tarot card reading is like chewing gum: endlessly malleable.

Nymtoc · Apr 21, 2014

Malleable facts are the stuff of political campaigns.

shakeysix · Apr 21, 2014

Political campaigns serve a purpose--to annoy and divide.

Robbert · Apr 21, 2014

Divide any natural number by 2, then multiply its square root by -0.981 and you'll know how intelligent you are.

Nymtoc · Apr 21, 2014

Are you here to improve your writing or just to engage in chitchat?

shakeysix · Apr 22, 2014

Chitchat is my game, Shannon is my name.

armydillo978 · Apr 27, 2014

"Name me a tune big boy" said the singer with the whiskey voice.

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