Who wants to help me reapply concealer?
If this is a metaphor for camouflage, then count me in.
If this is make-up, then golly, I have this thing with this guy, oterwise...
Who wants to help me reapply concealer?
Is that anything like teat-time?
*typical male sometimes, it's true*
Uh, no. Think Discworld Assassin.
Crazy male, teats are for cowz.
Is that anything like teat-time?
*typical male sometimes, it's true*
If this is a metaphor for camouflage, then count me in.
If this is make-up, then golly, I have this thing with this guy, oterwise...
Silly CM, make-up is camouflage for women.
But I do need something to cover up the snark. People at Corporate Workplace Do. Not. Understand. It.
Possibly.Would this explain why I never see the women in the department stores who want to always ask me "Can I help you" until it's too late to avoid them?
Silly CM, make-up is camouflage for women.
But I do need something to cover up the snark. People at Corporate Workplace Do. Not. Understand. It.
Also, my snark is showing. Who wants to help me reapply concealer?
Snark should be proudly displayed at all times.
Especially in the corporate environment. Other coworkers should fear you and refer to you only in frightened, whispered tones as "the one who made Becky in Human Resources cry."
I had this problem too at my last work place. They didn't like my sarcasm either. Got in a wee bit of trouble over it too.
I don't get in trouble, but I have to stop, backtrack and make it painfully obvious that I was only kidding/being silly/playing with hyperbole fire.I had this problem too at my last work place. They didn't like my sarcasm either. Got in a wee bit of trouble over it too.
Would this explain why I never see the women in the department stores who want to always ask me "Can I help you" until it's too late to avoid them?
This, yes, this.
I don't bother covering it.
Ick.
Especially in Alaska, where I imagine such "leavings" might then freeze for more permanent display.
Especially in the corporate environment. Other coworkers should fear you and refer to you only in frightened, whispered tones as "the one who made Becky in Human Resources cry."
Benny. I think his name was Benny.
*pops in and waves* I haven't been to AWC in months... I missed it!
Your avatar choice looks frighteningly similar a girl I knew in high school -- long-distance girlfriend to a buddy of mine at the time. At least she grew up and made something of herself (works in the House of Commons in London, UK), while the buddy turned all stupid.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway ... hello there.
YThough I confess to being slightly biased as I use absolutely zero Microsoft products.
But I do need something to cover up the snark. People at Corporate Workplace Do. Not. Understand. It.
So your use of the English language was at a tangent to the normal use in corporate and company policy?They didn't like my sarcasm either. Got in a wee bit of trouble over it too.
It's 15 below zero. Freezes before it hits the ground, depending on volume.
I just ordered a bunch o Dark Blackout chocolate. I got 10% off their already low price (which is the lowest anywhere by about 50c/bar). I got 5% more off because I ordered so much. I got $5 off thanks to the promo code. I got free shipping. I used my new credit card that gives me an extra sliver of a discount at 1% cash back.
I'm paying 2.81 per 3.5oz bar.
It's like it's my birthday! Bwah ha ha!