We win (or at least tie) on the merits of Dave Barry and Mark Twain alone.
And also for not requiring a disclaimer.
Like so.
We win (or at least tie) on the merits of Dave Barry and Mark Twain alone.
I'm trying to figure out why the birdies are no longer going to the bird feeder. It's freezing out, you'd think they'd be flocking to it!
We win (or at least tie) on the merits of Dave Barry and Mark Twain alone.
Your snow is so bad you have to plow your own bird feeder? Wow.I have birds at my feeder, now that I've knocked the snow and frozen seed out of the way.
Good morning! So tired I might drown in my coffee cup...
That was Janet Jackson, not Twain.what has he done for me lately?
None of that. No drowning in coffee.Good morning! So tired I might drown in my coffee cup...
aka a donutGood morning! So tired I might drown in my coffee cup...
*gets out a life ring*
Your snow is so bad you have to plow your own bird feeder? Wow.
Dave Berry doesn't do a thing for me. As for Mark Twain, I agree he was funny, but that was a century ago; what has he done for me lately?
aka a donut
OMG! Have you read his Guide to Guys?
OMG! Have you read his Guide to Guys?
No. What I'm looking for is humorous fiction. Dave doesn't write fiction.
Favorite is still Dav3 Barrie Does Japan. There's a very moving piece in the middle of all the laughter that shows exactly why he won a Pulitzer
so after working 9 weeks straight with only Sunday's off, my writing suffered at the end of 2011. Now I have bright new shiny resolutions that are all writing related and I hope will get me back on track.
I'm taking a break from fiction, fully embracing Jericho, and following wherever it is he's leading me.No. What I'm looking for is humorous fiction.
Good luck! What are your goals?
And, holy shit, he's been active. "O Fortuna," some Wham!, Abba, AND the Village People have been blaring nonstop in his Command Post.
*checks the supplies in the emergency bunker*
Welcome along. Tea?I plan to start hanging around here a little more. Maybe I'll find some inspiration in the insane posts i've been reading