Write Something About The Person Above You (Volume V)

swachski · Nov 19, 2014

^professional dabbler..

Donkey · Nov 19, 2014

^ semi-professional dribbler

Donkey · Nov 20, 2014

^ only bumps threads he luvs

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^ invented the horizontal pas de deux..

CathleenT · Nov 20, 2014

^will curse you with a deus ex machina if you displease the writing gods

Donkey · Nov 20, 2014

^ wishes her middle name was joie de vivre

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^dreams in gif..

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ pronounces it like the peanut butter

Donkey · Nov 20, 2014

^ loves peanuh buttew sooooo much!

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ prefers hipster ketchup

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^ perfected a new hoola hoop technique using only his eyebrows..

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ tried to perfect a new hoola-hoop technique but didn't have the eyebrows for it.

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^had the cajones for a suggestive hoola hoop maneuver, but the USHHO rejected it..

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ thinks hoola-hoops are stupid

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^ once tried to teach a remedial class of hoola hoops Chicago math, and almost succeeded, but funding ran out and the hoops joined a gang instead..

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ Lobbied city officials to de-fund inner-city hoola-hoop education programs

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^ struggles with the bureaucracy of the new double dutch memorandum..

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ purchases corrective fluid by the gallon

< was never good with jump ropes anyways

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^ drinks break fluid every midmorning and mid afternoon...

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ calls beer "break fluid"

swachski · Nov 20, 2014

^brakes for bears with beers taking breaks...

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ roke the keyoard key etween "n" and "v"

M.S. Wiggins · Nov 20, 2014

^always typed in the code

Locke · Nov 20, 2014

^ factually correct

Duchessmary · Nov 20, 2014

^unlocked