3. Ah great. First the mailman's and now this.
Kaiser-Kun ! Super Member Registered Joined Jan 12, 2009 Messages 6,944 Reaction score 1,915 Age 39 Location Mexico Dec 13, 2012 #4,551 3. Ah great. First the mailman's and now this.
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 13, 2012 #4,552 4. Oi, stop it, you son of a dog!
archerjoe Super Member Registered Joined Feb 21, 2009 Messages 3,268 Reaction score 369 Location Fargo Dec 13, 2012 #4,553 5. Hold on, let's see if the dog lives after eating it! Bad things to do at your company holiday party
5. Hold on, let's see if the dog lives after eating it! Bad things to do at your company holiday party
Williebee Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly. Super Member Registered Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 20,569 Reaction score 4,814 Location youtu.be/QRruBVFXjnY Website www.ifoundaknife.com Dec 13, 2012 #4,554 1. The bosses' wife. And girlfriend.
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 13, 2012 #4,555 2. Hog-tie your boss, hang him up like a pinata, and sell turns at whacking him with a stick to coworkers.
2. Hog-tie your boss, hang him up like a pinata, and sell turns at whacking him with a stick to coworkers.
Zeddo Talk to the hat Super Member Registered Joined Apr 22, 2012 Messages 1,439 Reaction score 158 Location British Columbia, Canada Website www.allanjemerson Dec 13, 2012 #4,556 3. Tell everyone how you're financing your yacht purchase with their pension plan contributions.
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 14, 2012 #4,557 4. Tell everyone that the party is less fun than the workload on your office desk.
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Dec 14, 2012 #4,558 5. Reach into the punchbowl and lift out Kaiser-Kun's keys Things you want to say (but don't) when you open weird Uncle Frank's Christmas gift.
5. Reach into the punchbowl and lift out Kaiser-Kun's keys Things you want to say (but don't) when you open weird Uncle Frank's Christmas gift.
Kaiser-Kun ! Super Member Registered Joined Jan 12, 2009 Messages 6,944 Reaction score 1,915 Age 39 Location Mexico Dec 14, 2012 #4,559 1. eBay "Weird Stuff", you've got incoming.
PorterStarrByrd nutruring tomorrows criminals today Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2011 Messages 33,701 Reaction score 2,013 Location Moose Creek, Maine Dec 14, 2012 #4,560 2 Do they still make these?
Zeddo Talk to the hat Super Member Registered Joined Apr 22, 2012 Messages 1,439 Reaction score 158 Location British Columbia, Canada Website www.allanjemerson Dec 14, 2012 #4,561 3. You know, stuffed animals aren't normally made from rats, especially real ones.
archerjoe Super Member Registered Joined Feb 21, 2009 Messages 3,268 Reaction score 369 Location Fargo Dec 14, 2012 #4,562 4. You shouldn't have. No really, I'm serious.
PorterStarrByrd nutruring tomorrows criminals today Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2011 Messages 33,701 Reaction score 2,013 Location Moose Creek, Maine Dec 14, 2012 #4,563 5. Is it supposed to smell like that? Things found under your car seat you don't want to explain
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Nymtoc Benefactor Member Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Sep 3, 2007 Messages 43,833 Reaction score 3,366 Location Between the lines Dec 14, 2012 #4,565 2. A ski mask and an unlicensed .45.
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 14, 2012 #4,566 3. Diapers...you have no children.
Nymtoc Benefactor Member Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Sep 3, 2007 Messages 43,833 Reaction score 3,366 Location Between the lines Dec 14, 2012 #4,567 4. 38 driver licenses identifying you under different names.
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 14, 2012 #4,568 5. An empty can of Reddi-Wip, used latex gloves, and a jar of Vaseline. Things you say to ignorant people just to f*ck with them
5. An empty can of Reddi-Wip, used latex gloves, and a jar of Vaseline. Things you say to ignorant people just to f*ck with them
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 15, 2012 #4,569 1. That seam along the side of your Versace suit needs mending.
simonalexander2005 Reflectric Super Member Registered Joined Dec 14, 2012 Messages 118 Reaction score 5 Location England/Slovenia Dec 15, 2012 #4,570 2. It won't hurt a bit...
PorterStarrByrd nutruring tomorrows criminals today Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2011 Messages 33,701 Reaction score 2,013 Location Moose Creek, Maine Dec 15, 2012 #4,571 3. Do you have a permit to be here?
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 15, 2012 #4,572 4. I'm mainly Scottish by heritage, but I consider myself human first.
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 16, 2012 #4,573 5. Do all Americans chew gum whilst speaking? Your work colleagues storm into your office with a big birthday cake. What's written on it doesn't make you smile...
5. Do all Americans chew gum whilst speaking? Your work colleagues storm into your office with a big birthday cake. What's written on it doesn't make you smile...
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Dec 16, 2012 #4,574 1. Congratulations, You're the Baby Daddy!
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