3. You're FIRED
Kaiser-Kun ! Super Member Registered Joined Jan 12, 2009 Messages 6,944 Reaction score 1,915 Age 39 Location Mexico Dec 16, 2012 #4,576 3. You're FIRED
Williebee Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly. Super Member Registered Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 20,569 Reaction score 4,814 Location youtu.be/QRruBVFXjnY Website www.ifoundaknife.com Dec 16, 2012 #4,577 4. "Happy Birthday, Roger!" and your name is Fred, and you've been there for 17 years.
Diver keyboard crawler Super Member Registered Joined Feb 7, 2009 Messages 255 Reaction score 42 Location Chile Dec 16, 2012 #4,578 3. "Good luck on your future endeavors!"
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 17, 2012 #4,579 Scene: Five reasons to give up one's citizenship...
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 17, 2012 #4,580 1. If Sarah Palin EVER gets elected to a federal position of ANY sort.
Kaiser-Kun ! Super Member Registered Joined Jan 12, 2009 Messages 6,944 Reaction score 1,915 Age 39 Location Mexico Dec 17, 2012 #4,581 2. All hail President Phelps!
Williebee Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly. Super Member Registered Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 20,569 Reaction score 4,814 Location youtu.be/QRruBVFXjnY Website www.ifoundaknife.com Dec 17, 2012 #4,582 3. Martian babes.
archerjoe Super Member Registered Joined Feb 21, 2009 Messages 3,268 Reaction score 369 Location Fargo Dec 17, 2012 #4,583 4. Poland has two-for-one pierogies with proper ID
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 17, 2012 #4,584 5. Your very own island nation. God that would be so cool! Worst ways to try calming a friend who just got the worst hairdo ever
5. Your very own island nation. God that would be so cool! Worst ways to try calming a friend who just got the worst hairdo ever
Williebee Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly. Super Member Registered Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 20,569 Reaction score 4,814 Location youtu.be/QRruBVFXjnY Website www.ifoundaknife.com Dec 17, 2012 #4,585 1. Hey, I hear electric blue and lime green are both the new black. So... you're double set!
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 18, 2012 #4,586 2. If you haven't had the guts to do the full monty, now then, go for it! To be bald is cool!
iLion Why do I say these things? Super Member Registered Joined Jan 19, 2010 Messages 7,496 Reaction score 1,042 Location http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c Dec 18, 2012 #4,587 3. "Ok, ok, just hold still and let me get these pictures for your lawyer. You are going to be SO freaking rich!!"
3. "Ok, ok, just hold still and let me get these pictures for your lawyer. You are going to be SO freaking rich!!"
archerjoe Super Member Registered Joined Feb 21, 2009 Messages 3,268 Reaction score 369 Location Fargo Dec 18, 2012 #4,588 4. I hear Carrot Top is looking for a stand-in. He'd probably throw in some drink tickets, too.
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 18, 2012 #4,589 5. The 'Flock of Seagulls' look is soooo coming back into fashion. Things you say to a waiter/waitress that will guarantee your food will be spit on
5. The 'Flock of Seagulls' look is soooo coming back into fashion. Things you say to a waiter/waitress that will guarantee your food will be spit on
Robbert Practical experience FTW Super Member Registered Joined Oct 15, 2011 Messages 5,633 Reaction score 227 Location GMT Dec 19, 2012 #4,590 1. Wow, thanks! I do hope my chicken tikka masala is as hot as your backside!
sciencewarrior It's alive! Super Member Registered Joined Jul 14, 2012 Messages 719 Reaction score 71 Dec 19, 2012 #4,591 2. English major, huh?
Lavern08 Sit Down, and Shut Up! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 21,790 Reaction score 7,436 Location 7th Heaven Dec 19, 2012 #4,592 3. Did you wash your hands before you made my salad?
Nymtoc Benefactor Member Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Sep 3, 2007 Messages 43,833 Reaction score 3,366 Location Between the lines Dec 19, 2012 #4,593 4. What did you do, walk around the block six times before you came over to our table?
iLion Why do I say these things? Super Member Registered Joined Jan 19, 2010 Messages 7,496 Reaction score 1,042 Location http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c Dec 19, 2012 #4,594 5. You think you could snap it up a little, honey? I'm not gettin' any younger ya know! What you might say to save your life when you realize it's your anniversary, it's 10pm, and you totally forgot. Last edited: Dec 19, 2012
5. You think you could snap it up a little, honey? I'm not gettin' any younger ya know! What you might say to save your life when you realize it's your anniversary, it's 10pm, and you totally forgot.
archerjoe Super Member Registered Joined Feb 21, 2009 Messages 3,268 Reaction score 369 Location Fargo Dec 19, 2012 #4,595 1. Oh no, your passport isn't current! Our flight to Paris leaves in the morning!
Snowstorm Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue Super Member Registered Joined Feb 26, 2008 Messages 13,722 Reaction score 1,121 Location Wyoming mountain cabin Dec 19, 2012 #4,596 2. But Sweetie, I just wanted to see if YOU'D remember!
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 19, 2012 #4,597 3. Damn Amazon and their jewelry site!!! They said your gift would be here today. Bastards.
Williebee Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly. Super Member Registered Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 20,569 Reaction score 4,814 Location youtu.be/QRruBVFXjnY Website www.ifoundaknife.com Dec 19, 2012 #4,598 4. But, honey, we were married on a LEAP YEAR...
Chris P Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 4, 2009 Messages 22,616 Reaction score 7,292 Location Wash., D.C. area Dec 19, 2012 #4,599 5. What? You mean I'm not enough of a gift for you? Things to say to hide your disappointment when you open the box on Christmas morning.
5. What? You mean I'm not enough of a gift for you? Things to say to hide your disappointment when you open the box on Christmas morning.
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Dec 19, 2012 #4,600 1. I think I'm going to be sick...erp...