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3. "Good luck on your future endeavors!"
 

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Scene: Five reasons to give up one's citizenship...
 

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2. If you haven't had the guts to do the full monty, now then, go for it! To be bald is cool!
 

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4. I hear Carrot Top is looking for a stand-in. He'd probably throw in some drink tickets, too.
 

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1. Wow, thanks! I do hope my chicken tikka masala is as hot as your backside!
 

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3. Did you wash your hands before you made my salad?
 

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4. What did you do, walk around the block six times before you came over to our table?
 

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5. You think you could snap it up a little, honey? I'm not gettin' any younger ya know!


What you might say to save your life when you realize it's your anniversary, it's 10pm, and you totally forgot.
 
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1. Oh no, your passport isn't current! Our flight to Paris leaves in the morning!
 

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5. What? You mean I'm not enough of a gift for you?

Things to say to hide your disappointment when you open the box on Christmas morning.