The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

I think I feel worse for him though, than you.
 

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Dude. That's a dog.
 

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Good afternoon everyone...

...upon arrival at the AW I got the poo scart out of me. I couldn't find the Cabaret and I really need a drink and a good joke...
Cray? Tot? uhh, ..uhmmmm, Joke taken care of----- now where's a good stiff shot of anything that will catch me up to the hallucinations I seem to be having!!!
 

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*ahem*

good day, tink.
i can't help you. sorry, kid.
i'm rather busy.
 

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*ahem*

good day, tink.
i can't help you. sorry, kid.
i'm rather busy.
So I can see...


*walks to the bar, finds
th
and gulps some down*


*start to walk out of Cabaret but stops and looks back at the battery, returns to the bar for another gulp or two*
 

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The heavens have opened and delivered several inches of rain...in one day. I have a very large fir tree that has been uprooted (either by the high wind or the small earthquake we had this morning...not sure which) and is teetering ominously above my power lines. There is a small river running alongside my house. The dog has not peed for 9 hours because he refuses to go outside and my son is trying to talk me into keeping him home from school tomorrow because he's afraid he might drown.

So, in the event that I end up without electricity...or drowned...I just wanted to say hello....because I normally lurk and spy on you guys daily and you think you wouldn't miss me but you will. Oh yes, you will.

Or maybe you won't.


Potato, potahto. It's time for cocktails.
 

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*reads Angie's post*
*steals Angie's cocktail*
*reads Ted's post*
*steals Ted's cocktail*

Good game.
 

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WTF?

Haggis has breached 35k and why has he not been shmoo'd yet??????

Srsly, what is wrong with the mgmt around here???
 

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And also, your uniforms are a stupid colour.
 

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Just a general announcement:

If anyone is looking for help this week, I'd be happy to wedge stale bread up your bird's asshole.

For a fee, I'll include un-popped popcorn, so you'll know it's done when the bird's ass blows the oven open and it shoots across the room.
 
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