Guinness should be used as rat poison.
*takes tot off of ignore*
*re-ignore*
Guinness should be used as rat poison.
damn straight.
*polishes pip*
*flexes glutes*
where's the new guy? he'll probably want to see this.
*maintains flexed glutes*
i can wait.
I just set up a 5 year loan- interest (fixed Libor + 1%) only for 3 years; balloon payment of accrued principal at beginning of year 4; balance to be paid principal + interest over 24 months and with a push of a button I can generate an amortization table that would make the secretary of the treasury offer Cella my job.....
wait...what did I just type????????
I played hacky sac once
Oh suuuuuure.... The word 'job' comes up and I immediately come to mind.
So did I.
It was 8th grade and Michael Miller unzipped himself in Geography class right in front of me.
So I hacked his sack.
A WHOLE HOUR of detention over such a small, tiny little thing....
Nowadays you'd each get 43 1/2 hours of counseling and a free college education.
Oh, come on, Jay. I simply don't believe this.So did I.
It was 8th grade and Michael Miller unzipped himself in Geography class right in front of me.
So I hacked his sack.
A WHOLE HOUR of detention over such a small, tiny little thing....
Oh, come on, Jay. I simply don't believe this.
You expect me to believe you actually had a geography class?
Pfffft.
Behold the power of the Cabaret.
Everyone stop what you're doing and go and Google image the word "crayette."
Then click the first two pictures.
I did, too!
I colored the map of Pangaia. Land brown and green. There was a river in the middle, blue. Everything else was ocean, greenish blue.
I wrote 'Here there be monsters' at the bottom and I decorated it with mermaids and unicorns.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
I'm sorry Cella, but you couldn't be Poet Laureate forever you know.Haggis?
What happened to my bennies?
Everyone stop what you're doing and go and Google "crayette."