you mean, Snausages! (or don't they have those in the UK? sausage-shaped doggie treats?)
I don't think so... I was making an impression of a dog from an old Walls Sausages advert. Don't worry, it was a very vague reference.
I'll never forget my best April Fools gag. All the boys in the 7th and 8th Grade (I was in a school that had mostly Americans in it, so they went by their school-system) made a plan for a lockout. We got to the school at six AM, locked all doors and windows and went nuts! It was great fun... Until the teachers launched a counterstrike...
They tried entering through a long, dark tunnel that ran under the babyhouse up into the school basement and into the kitchen, but we managed to get a garden hose all the way down there, forcing them back. But it didn't stop there...
The oldest boys went out to get snacks for the troops. This proved to be their undoing, as we soon got a call on the school's phone; the boys had been captured by the enemy, with a ransom demand of two dozen fresh, homemade cookies. The girls started baking the cookies (they're idea, not ours) as we made our plan. I went with two other boys to the factory cellar the kidnapped comrades were reportedly being held...
They weren't there! All we could find was another ransom note demanding to take the cookies to the top of a big hill nearby. A big BIG hill. By the time we got to the top, guess what? No boys there, either. Just a pair of binoculars...
A flashing light caught our attention - the adults were waving at us from the outdoor swimming pool! It took us about twenty minutes to get down there, and when we did...yeah. No one there, just a note saying return to the school. You can probably see where this is going...
By the time we got back, the front door was wide open, the barricades strewn down the hall. Everyone was gathered in the main hall... Students AND teachers.
They'd divided and conquered! But it was about half one, and since a) we'd started at six and b) April Fools ends at noon, the teachers conceded overall defeat and commended us on our tenacity and commitment... Then they had us clean up the barricades whilst they ate the cookies.
Brilliant day.