I spent too much time in the woods
Where neighbor Lilly showed me her good.
In jars and in cans,
Where neighbor Lilly showed me her good.
In jars and in cans,
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I spent too much time in the woods
Where neighbor Lilly showed me her goods.
In jars and in cans.
Until she cuffed my hands.
Then I wished I had followed my "shoulds"
When you're frolicking nude in the forest
Where neighbor Lilly showed me her goods.
In jars and in cans.
Until she cuffed my hands.
Then I wished I had followed my "shoulds"
When you're frolicking nude in the forest
When you're frolicking nude in the forest
And feel need of a hardbound thesaurus
to express your elation
And feel need of a hardbound thesaurus
to express your elation
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When you're frolicking nude in the forest
And feel need of a hardbound thesaurus
to express your elation
on being a dalmatian
Please don't get too verbose -- you will bore us.
It's so awfully rude to eat pickles
And feel need of a hardbound thesaurus
to express your elation
on being a dalmatian
Please don't get too verbose -- you will bore us.
It's so awfully rude to eat pickles
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It's so awfully rude to eat pickles,
and leave the waitress only two nickels.
But I like being rude
'Cause I have a bad 'tude
and leave the waitress only two nickels.
But I like being rude
'Cause I have a bad 'tude
It's so awfully rude to eat pickles,
and leave the waitress only two nickels.
But I like being rude,
'Cause I have a bad 'tude,
and I love the way everyone bristles.
I saw her one day at the beach.
and leave the waitress only two nickels.
But I like being rude,
'Cause I have a bad 'tude,
and I love the way everyone bristles.
I saw her one day at the beach.
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I saw her one day at the beach.
Giving a loud and clear speech.
There was no one near,
which bothered the dear.
Giving a loud and clear speech.
There was no one near,
which bothered the dear.
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I saw her one day at the beach.
Giving a loud and clear speech.
There was no one near,
which bothered the dear,
Yet her eloquence suffered no breach.
So compelling, her words, that the gulls
Giving a loud and clear speech.
There was no one near,
which bothered the dear,
Yet her eloquence suffered no breach.
So compelling, her words, that the gulls
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So compelling, her words, that the gulls
pushed her boat using their feet as pedals
So swiftly they they sailed
pushed her boat using their feet as pedals
So swiftly they they sailed
So compelling, her words, that the gulls
pushed her boat using their feet as pedals
So swiftly they sailed,
but soon their fate failed,
so she made a quick meal of the culls.
When a guy thinks he sees a girl flirt.
pushed her boat using their feet as pedals
So swiftly they sailed,
but soon their fate failed,
so she made a quick meal of the culls.
When a guy thinks he sees a girl flirt.
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When a guy thinks he sees a girl flirt
He should not start by lifting her skirt.
It's best to be coy,
He should not start by lifting her skirt.
It's best to be coy,
When a guy thinks he sees a girl flirt
He should not start by lifting her skirt.
It's best to be coy -
a grope will annoy
He should not start by lifting her skirt.
It's best to be coy -
a grope will annoy
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