Limericks Still Live!

Nymtoc · Feb 9, 2013

I've got a big boil on my rump
It is a most unsightly lump
It makes sitting pretty
Quite hard, more's the pity
I'll soon be a nasty old grump.

When Belle saw the Beast's actual face

flyingtart · Feb 10, 2013

When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
She thought it was groovy and ace

kenthepen · Feb 10, 2013

When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
She thought it was groovy and ace
She was smarter than he

JoBird · Feb 10, 2013

When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
She thought it was groovy and ace
She was smarter than he
For ugly's all he'd see

Nymtoc · Feb 10, 2013

When Belle saw the Beast's actual face
She thought it was groovy and ace
She was smarter than he
Ugly's all he could see,
Still, he knew how to get to first base.

Snow White was a coy little flirt

flyingtart · Feb 10, 2013

Snow White was a coy little flirt
And oftentimes lifted her skirt

annetpfeffer · Feb 10, 2013

Snow White was a coy little flirt
And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
A voyeur's delight

Pthom · Feb 10, 2013

Snow White was a coy little flirt
And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
A voyeur's delight
But not all that bright

Sir_Nigel · Feb 11, 2013

Snow White was a coy little flirt
And oftentimes lifted her skirt.
A voyeur's delight
But not all that bright
Turns out she’s a tranny named Bert

Goodbye to that sprawling old thread

flyingtart · Feb 11, 2013

Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
I'm not at all sorry it's dead

Sir_Nigel · Feb 11, 2013

Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
I'm not at all sorry it's dead
Lets dance on its grave

Nymtoc · Feb 11, 2013

Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
I'm not at all sorry it's dead
Lets dance on its grave
With a third-finger wave

Sir_Nigel · Feb 11, 2013

Goodbye to that sprawling old thread
I'm not at all sorry it's dead
Lets dance on its grave
With a third-finger wave
We’re taking up knitting instead

The princess lived high in a tower

JoBird · Feb 11, 2013

The princess lived high in a tower
While the wicked Queen rose to power

annetpfeffer · Feb 11, 2013

The princess lived high in a tower
While the wicked Queen rose to power
The brave prince arrived

iLion · Feb 11, 2013

The princess lived high in a tower
While the wicked Queen rose to power
The brave prince arrived
He shucked and he jived

Nymtoc · Feb 11, 2013

The princess lived high in a tower
While the wicked Queen rose to power
The brave prince arrived
He shucked and he jived
And dunked the Queen under the shower.

Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy

kenthepen · Feb 11, 2013

Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
My wife got defensive and huffy

Nymtoc · Feb 11, 2013

Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
My wife got defensive and huffy
She called me a fool

Pthom · Feb 12, 2013

Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
My wife got defensive and huffy
She called me a fool
Which wasn't too cool

flyingtart · Feb 12, 2013

Alas! I have lost my dear Fluffy
My wife got defensive and huffy
She called me a fool
Which wasn't too cool
Think I'll go home and watch Buffy

It feels kind of wrinkled and wet

Sir_Nigel · Feb 12, 2013

It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
She announced to the mystified Vet

Kerlee · Feb 12, 2013

I've got a big boil on my rump
It is a most unsightly lump
It makes sitting pretty
Quite hard, more's the pity
such pain when I must take a dump

I saw a great parcel in dick

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flyingtart · Feb 12, 2013

Somebody was on the wrong page, methinks…

Oh well….

It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
She announced to the mystified Vet
And he shook his head

I saw a great parcel in dick
That image has just made me sick

Kerlee · Feb 12, 2013

has been a while.. musta got lost

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It feels kind of wrinkled and wet
She announced to the mystified Vet
And he shook his head
while grasping the bed

I saw a great parcel in dick
That image has just made me sick < you got an image? pmsl
it was really quite funny

Limericks Still Live!

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It's all a big misunderstanding...

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It's all a big misunderstanding...