Here's a funny rejection story for you guys:
Some time ago I run across a submission call for an anthology where I have a story that seems like a perfect fit. The only problem is, they want 2000+ words and it's only 1000 words.
So I query the editor, and the editor says: "sure, send it over, I'll take a look, though it would be a very tough sell at that length."
I'm OK with that and I send it over. A week or two later I meet the editor at BaltiCon and thank them for letting me submit a flash. They say: "Sure, you're welcome, happy to take a look, but haven;t had a chance yet."
A month or so later (aka today) I get the following rejection from them:
"Thank you for sending your story. Unfortunately, it is not long enough to fit our guidelines."
I don't mind it if they don't like the story, or don't think it's strong enough to accept at present length... but if that's the SOLE reason it was rejected, then why allow me to submit it in the first place?