Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Ya know, timing is everything in regards to humor, Haggis.

But, apparently, dogs can't tell time.
 

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Gah, take it to the shadows, k? We're drinking here.

^ Whirrd!!

And this, while he's cybernoodling some chick in Nantucket!!

It's offensive.


Which reminds me...

There was a young lass from Nantucket
Who placed her shopping in a bucket
Candy pops and tweezers
Condoms for old geezers
Was she going to suck it, pluck it or .....?

:roll:

Sh#t! I just made my own day!
 

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There was a young lass from Nantucket
Who placed her shopping in a bucket
Candy pops and tweezers
Condoms for old geezers
Was she going to suck it, pluck it or .....?

:roll:

Sh#t! I just made my own day!

Or what? :Huh:


ETA: Did you notice they are always from Nantucket? We could relocate the Cabaret there and have perves day every day.
 
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Ok, I'm back.


I had to talk my daughter through her first tax return.

I never had any doubt she'd get a refund, but the look on face when she realized exactly how much the vampires inside the beltway were sucking...







I'm not so stupid now, am I, progenitee?


Boo- Yah!
 

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Last year, my son found one of my paystubs. He came into the kitchen holding it and asked me who Fica was. He thought I was paying child support for a brother he didn't know about.
 

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