Scenes from a hat!

druid12000 · Nov 12, 2012

5. One more eye roll and you will be foaming from your ass for a week.

Best guesses at how the world will end December 21, 2012

archerjoe · Nov 12, 2012

1. The Kardashians shed their skins and the last thing we'll see is where the bazookas were hidden.

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 12, 2012

2. I find my keys and unlock the nucular missiles.

Robbert · Nov 13, 2012

3. From our point of view: OH FUCKING HELL NO! WTF!?! BANG

From the universe's point of view: piff

druid12000 · Nov 13, 2012

4. A leak at a nuclear plant in Japan causes a fellow dressed in a Godzilla costume to grow to gargantuan proportions. He stomps the world to pulp while attempting to reach the zipper on the back of the costume.

sciencewarrior · Nov 13, 2012

5. In an early Christmas firesale.

Five things we wish grandpa wouldn't say at the table on Thanksgiving.

druid12000 · Nov 13, 2012

1. 'Anybody seen my teef? I had 'em when I was helpin' wiff da mashed potatoes...

Diver · Nov 13, 2012

2. If these are not Viagra, would you ask the kids to return my pepper-mints?

Williebee · Nov 13, 2012

3. Hey missy, wanna tug my wishbone?

Diver · Nov 13, 2012

4. I hope little Jamie won't mind I borrowed one of his diapers.

poetinahat · Nov 13, 2012

5. Dear Lord, we thank you for the food we are about to receive. We know you're never gonna give us up, never gonna let us down, never gonna run around and desert us...

If there really were a Stairway to Heaven, things you'd see on the way up

Robbert · Nov 14, 2012

1. Since I have no head for heights, I'd rather stay in purgatory.

Chris P · Nov 14, 2012

2. Slinkies, walking down the stairs, alone or in pairs, making a slinkity sound

iLion · Nov 14, 2012

3. A guy in a red suit and forked tail waving a sign...

"WAY more fun downstairs!!!"

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 14, 2012

4. Fred Phelps in freefall

druid12000 · Nov 14, 2012

5. A sign reading 'You have reached the pivotal point of this stairway, it's all downhill from here :evil

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Unusual, but nonetheless disturbing, signs of the apocalypse

archerjoe · Nov 14, 2012

1. There's a Reality TV magazine

poetinahat · Nov 14, 2012

2. Monsanto opens a chain of family-planning centres

Zeddo · Nov 14, 2012

3. 50 Shades of Grey replaces Shakespeare's plays in university literature courses.

Williebee · Nov 14, 2012

4. Well, the Monkees are back on tour.

druid12000 · Nov 14, 2012

5. Something positive happened in my life! Oh, crap...

How you know your date is going to end badly

Zeddo · Nov 14, 2012

1. In the restaurant, she tasers the waiter to get his attention.

Chris P · Nov 14, 2012

2. I'm her date.

poetinahat · Nov 14, 2012

"Hello, and welcome aboard Random Airlines' Flight 3.14, with service to Endbaddley..."

Robbert · Nov 15, 2012

4. She insists on paying the bill while you're cleaning your nails with a penknife.

Scenes from a hat!

You're out of your tree...

!

Practical experience FTW

You're out of your tree...

It's alive!

You're out of your tree...

keyboard crawler

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

keyboard crawler

say it loud

Practical experience FTW

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

Why do I say these things?

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You're out of your tree...

say it loud

Talk to the hat

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

You're out of your tree...

Talk to the hat

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

say it loud

Practical experience FTW