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4. Pizza delivery boy (in a suit and a tie)
 

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1. You turn to the person who is frantically waving her hand, "Yes, you in the back row!?"

"I'm sorry, Sir. Your speech is very interesting, but your fly... !"
 

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5. You're in an elevator and the meal you just had is not agreeing with you. You figure you can let out a gentle fart and everyone else will think it was everyone else. Except it makes noise.

Fun things to say to the person who's afraid of flying and seated next to you.
 

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1. *gasp* Oh, dear! Look at that!

(then say nothing)
 

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2. Good to know we're both sitting right next to the emergency exit.
 

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3. My next-door neighbor was killed in that plane crash off Lisbon last year. Remember that?
 

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5. I'm trying to be the first one in my family to live through ten flights. This is number 10. Hope that's my lucky number.


You knew you shouldn't have bought six of these just because they were 6 for three dollars ..
 

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5. Six packets of toothpaste ...for your false teeth.


Same employee, same story: "I'm sorry for being late. It shall not happen again!" Smart answers leaving no doubt that it's over...
 

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1. That's okay, you've got three chances. You'll start losing your legs on the next time.
 

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2. That's OK. I Understand. On your way out, would you send in your replacement. He's the guy who was here on time.