The Bent Nail Saloon.

Nobody...honest.

It was just a piece of tobaccy - or whatever it is that's growin' down in the Hounds basement regions...

It looks like tobaccy, but it's a bit livelier sometimes.

FOTSGreg said:

Nobody...honest.

It was just a piece of tobaccy - or whatever it is that's growin' down in the Hounds basement regions...

It looks like tobaccy, but it's a bit livelier sometimes.

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Onct it spat back at me.

<lines up row of 100 Tequila shots on the bar and starts at one end - just 'cause nobody's around - no salt, no steenkeeng lime, just glass after glass o' raw Mehican wheeskey...>

Hey! Did Haggis post the "FREE BOOZE ALL DAY" sign on the wall outside?

<hides hammer and roll of paper under bar>

FOTSGreg said:

Hey! Did Haggis post the "FREE BOOZE ALL DAY" sign on the wall outside?

<hides hammer and roll of paper under bar>

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:|

<starts settin' free shots along bar agin>

What's yer poison, Marshal?

Hemlock.

You first.

You seem to say that a lot in here.

*spit*

Whatcha' mean spittin'?

<gulp, gargle, swaller>

<knocks over stack of empty shot glasses staggering to feet, trips over Haggis' unconscious form and pile of doggie pRon mags he's lying on, slams back to unconsciousness on bar floor>

<wakes up, scrabbles out of slime, pours more shots in dirty glasses>

I have got such a hangover.

What year is this?

The last year.








Maybe.

Or not.

Possibly.

*doesn't spit*

Howdy, Marshall

Ma'am.

*withholds spit momentarily*

It's almost as if... You have manners!

Cella said:

It's almost as if... You have manners!

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*spit*

I--

Oh, crap.

Well, for whatever that's worth - and whoever that is...

'Bout damn time.

*spit*

CDaniel said:

Yeah. I know it.

*spit*

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We've been spending the take on hot women and cold beer.