The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

Syn or Reg, would one of you take OFG out back and shoot her?

Good greif, Haggis. That's kind of severe. I know I've got some Advil around here somewhere. Or alcohol. What ever.

Would you rather continue having fun or spend time in the hooscow? Mr. OFG might still find her useful...for cooking, cleaning and telling the same story to--over and over and over again.

i think Haggis's plan would work the best.

i'm not a doctor, but i play one on AW.

Sheez. Okay, but you have to take your glasses off.

And wait until we're all safely out of range.

And let OFG get good and sloshed first. That way both of you have a fair chance. LOL

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

My back's killing me today.

Click to expand...

My back finally ISN'T killing me. I went to a Chiropractor and he bent me into a pretzel, something popped, and it's all better. I only went 4 times and I feel brand new again.

I've been to the chiropractor for years he couldn't help me.
But a few shots of gin every day will keep the doctor away.

Just thought I'd pop in here, now that I'm officially old enough to be here.

I lied in church today. I told the woman in the pew in front of me that I was turning 39.

And yeah, I used to visit my chiropractor regularly too. Both of my chiropractors said I have a great back that didn't need regular treatment, but the second one also did feet. I have a bone out of place in my right foot, and it did so much good to have it manipulated back into place.

As for my asthma, years ago my ex and I took a massage course, and a therapist I had taught him how to find the pressure points that cause my breathing to go haywire. Every time my lungs act up, I get a pounding twice a day. I'm not medication free, but it sure does help when I'm having difficulties breathing. And he gets to take out his frustration on me.

Sometimes, I lie too but not on purpose. I very often forget my age....

I swan... get a little down in your back an' whadda people want to do to you? Shoot you! Whadda waste of good material! I've got a lotta good years left in me yet! Criminently, Haggis... don't you realize I'm the only thing - well, me an' the Colonel - standing between you and the lynch mob? Once they're through with us, they'll turn on you.

They want your Gran Torino!

Or... hey... was that you? Or am I confusing you with Clint Eastwood?

Dunno. Does it have rich, Corinthian leather?

Does what have rich, Corinthian leather?

And wasn't it 'fine, Corinthian leather'?

The 'fine Corinthian leather' was in a Dodge or Chrysler car. A Cordoba I think.

Who's the Colonel, and what does chicken have to do with anything?

Haggis said:

Who's the Colonel, and what does chicken have to do with anything?

Click to expand...

how dare you besmirch the colonel, chi.

I'm practicing my noose knots.

You can't hang people in Canadia.

What're you mumbling on about, Haggis?

He's trying to figure out how to spell Canada.

Haggis said:

You can't hang people in Canadia.

Click to expand...

i wasn't going to. i was thinking about hanging a chi huey huey...but i don't know if i can accomplish a noose knot so tiny. i may have to shoot said chi huey huey

KTC said:

i wasn't going to. i was thinking about hanging a chi huey huey...but i don't know if i can accomplish a noose knot so tiny. i may have to shoot said chi huey huey

Click to expand...

You'd need a very, very small bullet.