Non Sequitur

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Cause it decided to draw flies & think about it. Non Sequitur reminds me of NOMAD on the old Star Trek series. Error? ERROR? Must analyze eeeerrrroooor...errrrorrr sterilize, analyze eeeerrrrorrrrrr...poof!....
 

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Clean cook-stove technology is an important renewable energy that needs to be distributed effectively in order to reduce green house gas emissions. (See Table Mind Fuck).

(Well, she said analyze).
 
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I'm not gonna repeat what NOMAD said after scanning Uhura's mind....
 

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Fine. I like being ignored. Ho hum, the deets are dumb. Yada yada Yoda.

Yoda.

Yoooodaaaaa!

Blip.

Ignored I am not.
 

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"Yeah, that one's the Diet Pepsi. I saw the girl fill the cup at the soda dispenser. She forgot to push in the little bubble on the lid, that's all."
 

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Don't be like that. Excluding that thing with the zoo's tortoise and the pair of Kate Spade pumps, when have I ever lied to you?
 

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At this point, what difference does it make?
 

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The trouble had been my right hip; pot-marked with a mix of outcast street performance art, low lead gasoline fumes, and infected India ink. It still kept the bananas inline but sometimes, during the dreary season, when the crusted snow pulled back to reveal all the roadside trash and evening air became think with trickle, I could feel a pull, a lean toward city.
 
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"Magnetic pants" Roxy said, tossing back the last of her household cleaner.
"Ha, that whole follow-which-way-the-needle-points is a young man's game and you know I gave it up years ago."
"City is mean." she added as we watched a new cloud being born.
"It's never been average for me."
 

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You might think you hate it now, but just wait till you drive it.
 

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"Wormfull?"

"Yeah, that's what she said."

"Wormfull." Noni wrapped her lips around the word again as she squinted out the passenger window.

"Oh c'mon, it's not like you haven't made up a word out of two before. Remember our junior year and you came up with Jerri-licious?" Sara said with a slyness.

"Yeah, but we all knew what that meant. It wasn't cryptic, not like wormfull."

"It was just a text. Okay fine, it was Lauren's last text. Who knows, maybe spell-check took over."

"How do you miss-spell worm....food." Noni's eyes got big. Sara slowed the car, pulled over on the shoulder.

"We have to call Preach."

"It might not be that." Noni protested.

"And it might be. He has to know."
 
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He made the salt shaker disappear. He covered it with a napkin, said some kind of abracadabra stuff, and it disappeared! It went through the table. Unreal!
 

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Either the five canisters of dirt had something to do with modern sweeper cyclone technology, or the fact that no one had swept under the bed for a year.