Hounding from the Depths of Perdition

Between Skwirrel's Oreos and Soapy's nachoes, is there anything left for us mere mortals?

(Regarding edible things. And by edible, I mean anything that could be sold in legal fashion at a restaurant/grocery store. You people are weird and the caveat needed to be in place.)

Well, I was gonna' say I have a fresh vat of brain juice, but then you had to go and get all picky and everything.

However, in the interests of maintaining the social order of the Hounds, and the fact that you're a Mod, I present to you a plate of fresh fajitas ala Greg along with fresh flour tortillas for your culinary entertainment.

Would you like some hot sauce with that? We have a large assortment.

Ooooooh... fajitas?

*leaves glittery drool everywhere*

(Did you guys know that stuff like fajitas and enchiladas and quesadillas aren't a thing here at all, and buying tortillas in the store is stupidly expensive? I've tried making my own, but they came out really bad so I stopped the experiments. Which means I haven't had any of that stuff in... way too long. )

slcboston said:

If you eat all the Oreos, I'd be less worried about what Scruffles will do and more concerned with the Skwirrel's reaction.

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You haven't seen me when someone eats the last of my Oreos...

tiddlywinks said:

You haven't seen me when someone eats the last of my Oreos...

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Oh, I've seen you wh...nevermind.

The other day I got ahold of peanut butter oreos. Faboo!

Nononononono. Sacrilege! One must not combine PB in oreos. On oreos, maybe. In? No. You do not mess with the white stuff. Scruffles can have THOSE particular oreos.

I say they need to bring back the Triple Stufs. Those were the days. Yeah...

*sigh*

SaraP said:

Ooooooh... fajitas?

*leaves glittery drool everywhere*

(Did you guys know that stuff like fajitas and enchiladas and quesadillas aren't a thing here at all, and buying tortillas in the store is stupidly expensive? I've tried making my own, but they came out really bad so I stopped the experiments. Which means I haven't had any of that stuff in... way too long. )

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If I'd been in a really good mood for cookin' stuff up, I'd have made you my famous chile Colorado (beef and onions and garlic and peppers in red gravy). It's to die for with a flour tortilla.

And, yeah, I did know that. I believe Mexican food is more popular inthe US than even in Mexico.

Scruffles likes his Oreos on the inside of his vict..., er, those he loves. Because it gives them better flavor. Especially when dunked in cow's milk.

Of course, the cows have been rendered so they're all sleepy and such.

That chile Colorado sounds good! Too bad I'm having tummy cramps.

tiddlywinks said:

Nononononono. Sacrilege! One must not combine PB in oreos. On oreos, maybe. In? No. You do not mess with the white stuff. Scruffles can have THOSE particular oreos.

I say they need to bring back the Triple Stufs. Those were the days. Yeah...

*sigh*

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Have you had Canon balls? At least that's what they call them in the fairs. Deep fried oreos. They turn to this beautiful mush inside of the a wonderful golden brown batter crust. Its like heaven... in case you couldn't tell, im fat.

tiddlywinks said:

Nononononono. Sacrilege! One must not combine PB in oreos. On oreos, maybe. In? No. You do not mess with the white stuff. Scruffles can have THOSE particular oreos.

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I'm with Ted on this one. LOVE the PB ones.


And I would do unspeakable things for the Mint Oreos.

*stocks van while whistling a jaunty little tune*

Mint... Oreos?

*drools more*

I haven't yet found anything with mint+chocolate combo I didn't enjoy.

Yes.

Mint Oreos.


There used to be, way, way back when I was young, these cookies called "Grasshoppers" that were essentially the same thing. Then they stopped making them. I grieved. But then, at last, they made Mint Oreos, and there was much rejoicing in the land.

I did have thin mint mousse, the other day.

It was glorious.

And the best part is the kidlets didn't like it, which meant I got more.

Thin mint mousse?


Like with Girl Scout cookies??

You know After Eights?

Same brand, just mousse instead of the actual thin mints. It was a very light minty mousse thing in between layers of thin dark chocolate. It was really good, in spite of the obvious artificiality of it.

Sounds absolutely divine.



Now I have to figure out how to make some.

You know, I've been thinking about that? Like, how do they get the mousse part done. I make an awesome chocolate mousse, and can do others, like mango or strawberry, but those use ingredients that not only provide flavor, but also consistency. You can't really do that with mint...

Well, if you can make chocolate mousse, it shouldn't be that hard to add the mint? You're just putting another ingredient into the mix, for fabulous results.

Well, the thin mint mousse worked as well as it did because the mint was separate from the chocolate...

(I wonder when people will tell us to go get a room... )

Ohh... I was picturing it wrong.


That sounds much more complicated.




My way's easier.

What do you do with the antlers on your chocolate moose? Isn't a moose a little big, and ornery, to be wasting chocolate on?

SaraP said:

Well, the thin mint mousse worked as well as it did because the mint was separate from the chocolate...

(I wonder when people will tell us to go get a room... )

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One does not simply tell the Sparklepony of Dooooooooommm nor her, uh, "companion", to "get a room". Neither does one tell a Mod to "get a room".

'Lessen' that room's in Ted's van. If we could somehow get a Mod into Ted's van just think of all the secrets I..., er, we could learn.

I ain't going in Ted's van.

(Sorry, Ted. You know I lurves you, but that van of yours... *violent shudder*)