Throw it in the neighbor's yard so he gets the critters and not you.
But if you rub that bacon grease on yourself, your love life is vastly improve.
But if you rub that bacon grease on yourself, your love life is vastly improve.
The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself
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I've been meaning to aksk you, angie...
That's a curious looking shoe you have in your hand there.
Where did you buy that shoe?
That's a curious looking shoe you have in your hand there.
Where did you buy that shoe?
I recognize that shoe. It was featured in a fashion magazine article, because it is literally "one of a kind."
It was designed by, and custom-made for, Pegleg Peter Pinkleton, AKA "the gay disco pirate"
It was designed by, and custom-made for, Pegleg Peter Pinkleton, AKA "the gay disco pirate"
The batter is missing it's battery....
....how apropo.
AND, to make my day even better, I have a seven layer pile of paperwork to process, and absolutely no inspiration to do so.
....I wish Cella would graduate already...I need an assistant.
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Morning guys.
I got 60 pages worth of edits on my MS, and will continue more today.
I got the 25 pgs edited that my editor wanted finished before we proceed with the other book/separate series - book.
I wrote a query and subbed it and 900 words to Random House again...
It was a busy writing Sunday/Monday
I got 60 pages worth of edits on my MS, and will continue more today.
I got the 25 pgs edited that my editor wanted finished before we proceed with the other book/separate series - book.
I wrote a query and subbed it and 900 words to Random House again...
It was a busy writing Sunday/Monday
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Cray gave it to me. I had no idea what it was, but he insisted. It's a shoe, eh? Thanks for clearing that up.
Cray reads fashion magazines?
Jaycinth put in a special request.
Whirred!
Don't make me put on my mod clothes and write you up for that.
I put in several, actually, and many of them involve Cray and Haggis and psychotic fashionistas because I didn't get the full boxed set of 'Game of Thrones' in hard cover and I can't watch the TV series until I have my hardcover set so I can mark up my paperback set like a true 'Trekkie turned Thronie' and argue about the artistic differences until my face turns blue and steam comes out of my ears and, on top of that I did not get enough Amazon.com gift certificates to buy the half dozen books that were written by AWer's that I have been coveting for years but too broke to buy new so now I am behind in those series also and that means that because I am a sociopath, and an elderly one at that, I am taking full liberty in demanding that........ maybe we ought to start off by making Haggis and Cray look a bit more like Jameson bottles with tutu's and bows. Frilly, Irish-lacy, pale green bows.
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