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...guys? I just learned they're remaking Total Recall. I'm gonna go sit in the corner with my donut and coffee and shudder for a while...
SAFETY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!*sings* You can dance if you want to....
I also heard they plan to remake Robocop....guys? I just learned they're remaking Total Recall. I'm gonna go sit in the corner with my donut and coffee and shudder for a while...
SAFETY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
I also heard they plan to remake Robocop.
Good morning! So tired I might drown in my coffee cup...
*sings* You can dance if you want to....
...guys? I just learned they're remaking Total Recall. I'm gonna go sit in the corner with my donut and coffee and shudder for a while...
You've milked them? Into a bucket?I've milked today's entries all morning....
Hilarious stuff.
Favorite is still Dav3 Barrie Does Japann. There's a very moving piece in the middle of all the laughter that shows exactly why he won a Pulitzer
No. What I'm looking for is humorous fiction. Dave doesn't write fiction.
just adding: Dave barry also has a co written series (YA Fantasy i think?) it's called the starcatcher series, i imagine it has at least some humor in it.
You have been following The Jericho Files, yes?
You've milked them? Into a bucket?
Come back. We have coffee. And chocolate.*wanders away from the Cantina*
GO GO GO!!!!!!Whoo hoo! I've thought of a terrific opening scene for my story! It's sometimes hard to come up with something snarky enough for Mal.
but are they remaking the pos version, or pulling more from the story? cuz I'd like to see that.
I continue to become more and more irritated at Corporate Workplace.
Clear and simple communication is really not that hard. At. All.
This makes me borderline violent on the inside.
*Pets imaginary kittens of rage.*
I need kittens of rage.
Alas, I only have kittens of slack.
Come back. We have coffee. And chocolate.
And Hugh Jackman. Covered with chocolate.
You've milked them? Into a bucket?
I need kittens of rage.
Alas, I only have kittens of slack.
It's a "re-imaging."
So in 1990, the plot was:
"Douglas Quaid is haunted by a recurring dream about a journey to Mars. He hopes to find out more about this dream and buys a holiday at Rekall Inc. where they sell implanted memories. But something goes wrong with the memory implantation and he remembers being a secret agent fighting against the evil Mars administrator Cohaagen."
The 2012 plot is:
"As the nation states Euromerica and New Shanghai vie for supremacy in the far future, a simple factory worker suffering from violent nightmares also begins to suspect that he's a spy whose memory and personality were erased and replaced, though he is unaware which side of the fight he's on and how important his lost memories will be in its outcome."
What--chocolate-covered Hugh Jackman is no longer in style? Was he replaced by Jeremy Renner?*mouth falls open*( *walks away*
I have kittens of despair. They are black with white bellies
What--chocolate-covered Hugh Jackman is no longer in style? Was he replaced by Jeremy Renner?
I'll just stick with Kate Beckinsale in leather in the next Underworld.
gmorningcantina
Awwww! Cute little despair kittens! *scritches despairing bellies of kooooot!*