Scenes from a hat!

PorterStarrByrd · Nov 19, 2014

3. Simple Soaks for the kitchen taxidermist

iLion · Nov 19, 2014

4. How pi relates to yummy road-kill pies.

Lavern08 · Jan 3, 2015

5. The real reason those reindeer ran over Grandma.

New Year Resolutions That Politicians Make...

Chris P · Jan 6, 2015

1. I will not be running for president (broken by March)

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 6, 2015

2. I will answer at least one question, as it is asked, this year

poetinahat · Jan 6, 2015

3. I will consult AW P&CE before each and every decision I make.

Lavern08 · Jan 8, 2015

4. I will NOT have sexual relations with that woman!

StephanieFox · Jan 25, 2015

5. I'll treat my colleagues from the other political party with respect as we try to find the best solutions for everyone. (Heh-heh. Just kidding.)

Your developing a new breed of designer dog using interesting canine combinations.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 25, 2015

1. A Pomeranian and a Rottweiler to produce apartment sized guard dogs

Chris P · Jan 29, 2015

A bloodhound crossed with a black lab to help fetch stuff in the blood bank. A laboratory retriever.

poetinahat · Feb 3, 2015

3. A schnauzer and a dachshund. What it will be like isn't important, but you'd have to call it a Gesundheit.

Tazlima · Feb 4, 2015

A chihuahua and a shih tzu. We'd call it a "Huatsitshihuatzu."

To qualify for ownership, you'd have to prove that you could both pronounce and spell the breed name.

Lavern08 · Feb 9, 2015

5. A Poodle and a Pit Bull = A cute and cuddly watch dog.

Unconventional Valentine Cards...

Chris P · Feb 11, 2015

1. Happy Valentine's Day from Sherwin-Williams, your source for all fifty shades of gray.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 12, 2015

2. A nice 'last valentine' from Kavorkianmark

M.S. Wiggins · Feb 12, 2015

3. Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetheart.
My chances of getting some tonight will increase if I: [check all that apply]

○ Buy you chocolates, ○ jewelry, ○ a new car.
○ Give you a massage.
○ Make subtle hints that devolve into begging.
○ Make dinner, ○ take you to an overpriced restaurant.
○ Had bought a different card.
○ Pay someone else.

Lavern08 · Feb 13, 2015

4. Happy Valentine Day...

... I'm pregnant

With twins,

You're not the Baby Daddy,

... And I want a divorce!

Chris P · Feb 15, 2015

5. Hey baby. Guess which holiday I forgot? Yeah, that one.

Top five signs winter has gone on too damn long

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 15, 2015

1. There are no longer any signs visible

Night_Writer · Feb 15, 2015

2. The snowman that the neighbors' kids built is trying to get into the house to warm up.

Williebee · Feb 15, 2015

3. "I'm dreaming of punching Bing Crosby in the head."

Lavern08 · Feb 16, 2015

4. The Tidybowl Man just built an igloo in my toilet bowl

Zeddo · Feb 16, 2015

5. It's July.

Lies that make you look really stupid.

Chris P · Feb 16, 2015

1. I'm a direct descendant of Pope Pius VII.

poetinahat · Feb 16, 2015

2. You should give that award to Beyoncé.

Scenes from a hat!

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Why do I say these things?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

say it loud

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Maybull the Bulldog

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

say it loud

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

It's all symbolic.

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Talk to the hat

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

say it loud