The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Leukman said:

Haggis, I just wrote you in for Prez. Hope you don't mind.

If you win, the only thing I request is a private wing in teh whitish house where I can have swinger parties.

Tnx.

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By my count I now have two votes. Things are looking up.

Heh. Up.

That's disgusting and probably deviant

More than likely.

I'll vote for you, Harris! It was either that, or Scooby Doo..



If only this line would start moving..

Excellent. That's three. I'm a shoe-in.

expanding your interest in shoes, are you?

Good morning, all. Haggis, Ted had a whole van full of shoes, last I knew. Candy, too. And puppies. Check it out.



GAAAAAAHH! Was that Robovowels I saw in here! GAAAAHHH! P&CE is invading the Cabbie again! Get thee gone, satan!

*tosses holy water around*

*tosses gasoline around*

*tosses lighted matches around*


Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go throw my vote away.

Four votes now ... a landslide

Haggis said:

I'm a shoe-in.

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Halloween has past, silly dawg.

Leukman said:

Halloween has past, silly dawg.

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That's Mr. President to you, Monkey boy.

Can I be in your cabinet, Haggis? Secretary of State, maybe? I've got axes. Could use 'em on al-Qaeda. Or on the budget. Whatever. Just let me use 'em.

I just want to be secretary of the Interior .. wherever that is. I suppose I'll have to fend off QW, Cray and Ted for that and I not sure I'm into it as much as they are.

CassandraW said:

Can I be in your cabinet, Haggis? Secretary of State, maybe? I've got axes. Could use 'em on al-Qaeda. Or on the budget. Whatever. Just let me use 'em.

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Absolutely. That totally works for me.

Let's see, now. Cass is Secretary of Axes, Leukman is Secretary of Monkehs. I guess we'll have to make cray the Canadianian Ambassador.

PorterStarrByrd said:

I just want to be secretary of the Interior .. wherever that is. I suppose I'll have to fend off QW, Cray and Ted for that and I not sure I'm into it as much as they are.

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I've got you down for Director of OMB, Porter. That's the Office of Mules and Bourbon.

My story is all published and stuff!!

I hope that's the story you wrote and not the one about you ...

grats girl

No, no...the story about me won't come out until next year.


Thank you!

Haggis said:

Absolutely. That totally works for me.

Let's see, now. Cass is Secretary of Axes, Leukman is Secretary of Monkehs. I guess we'll have to make cray the Canadianian Ambassador.

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ooo! Ooo! What about me?!

Angie said:

My story is all published and stuff!!

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This is good news! Voonderbar!

Angie said:

My story is all published and stuff!!

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Excellent stuff!



Congrats, Ang.

Angie said:

My story is all published and stuff!!

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wOOt!

Congrats to the new Director of Nekkid Vampires and Zeebas.

Angie said:

My story is all published and stuff!!

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up you're's.

Cella said:

ooo! Ooo! What about me?!

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Well, let's see. You've had babies, right?

Congratulations on becoming the next Secretary of Labor.

i don't like my position assignment, hoser.

that leaves secretary of labour open for SR, doesn't it?