Trusty Dog Saves Poet From Being Perceived as "Crazed"

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From William Wordsworth's poem, "Prelude."
Kinda funny and something I can relate to. Perhaps, you too.
Mulling over a story (etc) in public: oblivious to ones surroundings.
Then suddenly you snap outta it to find yourself a source of mirth :-(

And when at evening on the public way
I sauntered, like a river murmuring
And talking to itself when all things else
Are still, the creature trotted on before;
Such was his custom; but whene'er he met
A passenger approaching, he would turn
To give me timely notice, and straightway,
Grateful for that admonishment, I hushed
My voice, composed my gait, and, with the air
And mien of one whose thoughts are free, advanced
To give and take a greeting that might save
My name from piteous rumours, such as wait
On men suspected to be crazed in brain.
 

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What a lovely thing to post.

Charlie was always really good at that kind of thing :)
 

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A cat, however, will let you get seen for the fool you are. Cats are more interested in what is than in making points with the boss.

:D

(Before anyone goes there: the "you" refers as much to me as anyone, since I watch my cats watch me make a fool of myself daily.)
 

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A cat made a fool outta me just yesterday and it isn't even mine. A local stray, fed and tended to. Cute l'il fella. So, still pals ^..^
 

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Thanks for posting that, Ken.
 

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A cat, however, will let you get seen for the fool you are. Cats are more interested in what is than in making points with the boss.

:D

(Before anyone goes there: the "you" refers as much to me as anyone, since I watch my cats watch me make a fool of myself daily.)
I had a cat I swear used to troll me. He'd pretend to want to go out making a fuss at the door, until I opened the door and then he'd run back into the back rooms of the house instead of going out.

I know nothing about owning dogs.
 
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The updated version of this might be ...

Men need to have a dog in order to be able to walk in a park on their own without being considered to be a pervert.

You can jog, cycle or roller skate. You can fly a kite. But try going for a walk without getting sweaty in a public place and I swear that everyone is glancing over at you nervously.

The answer, I find, is to wear walking boots and a rucksack. Oh, and carry a map even if you don't need it.

That or get a dog.
 

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@ Once. Also try an outdoorsy hat with a brim. Works like a charm ;-)
Walking sticks too. Just grab a branch and trim to size.

@ Bufty, thnx :)

@ Ginger, I really wish I knew a poem with a cat in it. Shamefully I don't :-(

@ Roxx, so long as you don't mistakenly give your husband a pat all is fine ;-)

@ Ginger the first, clever ruse !
 

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In our household:

Me: "Awwww, I love you sweetie."

Him: "Are you talking to me or the dog?"

Me: "Ummmm. Both." :D
Like my husband with "hello there, pretty girl." The cat and I both look up. :-/
 

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I think our Cavalier thought of me as someone who could save him from being approached by hostile dogs and strange humans while he stood around staring at passers by at crossroads, so sort of the opposite of that poem. He hated walkies but he loved watchies, and he had even mastered the noble art of alibi sniffing (as in he pretended to sniff the ground when you looked at him, but if you looked away, he would just stare and not resume "sniffing" until he noticed you looking at him). I don't think he ever tried scoring points with us, but he spent a lot of time trying to train us to do useful things like putting out blankets for him and getting treats from cupboards. He looked at you, then the object he wanted, and then back at you, and you could really see him going "OMG, you are so SLOW!" when nothing happened. He'd repeat it, a little slower and more emphatic for each time until he gave up because, clearly, we were just too stupid.

But yeah, we were a good cover for staring. :)
 

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Yep. Dogs can be very smart. My friend's was trying to teach me how to play a particular game of tag and gave me the same sort of look after several minutes. "Come on already. Do I need to spell things out." Clever dog.

I finally caught on and we had a fine time :)
 

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Can this thread die now?

So I can stop being intrigued at how a Crusty Dog saved a Pot?

:e2tomato::e2shrug::gone:
 

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My three legged dog learned how to open the fridge by lying on the side with the front leg missing, sticking his nose under the door and pulling to break the seal.

Very smart dog.
 

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Dogs are the best.^^

Reminds me of when we thought our first one saw a ghost at the door. Not the content itself, but rather along with the dogs can see things beyond our experiences theme.
 

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My three legged dog learned how to open the fridge by lying on the side with the front leg missing, sticking his nose under the door and pulling to break the seal.

Very smart dog.
I had a cat that used his paw to open the fridge, and put a claw in a t-bone steak and pulled it out.
 
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Walked my dog a couple of nights ago. Flurries. Suddenly, she's jumping in the air. I realize, she's catching the snowflakes!

That was awesome.
 

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Walked my dog a couple of nights ago. Flurries. Suddenly, she's jumping in the air. I realize, she's catching the snowflakes!

That was awesome.

My girl did something like that yesterday evening. She realized snow was on the ground and like, BLASTED OFF because she was just overcome with joy.
 

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Just thought I'd put it out there, I wish there was more trusty dog stories.

Bahaha, it's trusty dog not trust dog. Though I hope I can do that.
 
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