Five things you don't understand?

Brightdreamer

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1. People.
2. The glorification of alcoholism and other destructive behaviors.
3. The appeal of normality.
4. Abstract art.
5. Why I'm replying to this thread instead of working on my novel.
 

Robbert

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1. Operas

2. Make-up

3. Tourists

4. Soldiers

5. The DEA or any other scheme which declares 'War on Drugs'
 

PorterStarrByrd

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1. Why sugar maple trees live on sidehills
2. Why trees fall on my sap lines all year round
3. Why it snows enough to hide everything in the woods a guy might trip on
4. Why two feet of snow doesn't hold my weight
5. Why maple syrup only costs fifty dollars a gallon
 

BeatrixKiddo

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1. modern dating (seriously, what's the point anymore)
2. the way we evolved (makes no sense)
3. women who want to be one of those spoiled brat rich wives on those various celebrity reality wife shows (you come off as a spoiled brat and you're just annoying! Go away!)
4. pedophiles (don't they remember being children? What's that about?)
5. impatient drivers (really, do you think if you follow right behind me I'll go faster just for you? I don't think so asshat)
 

Silver King

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1) Runny noses on obviously sickly people who insist on sneezing in your face.

2) Runny noses on obviously sickly people whose children come within breathing space.

3) Runny noses on obviously sickly people who walk around outdoors with partly frozen snot stuck to their nostrils like slush.

4) Runny noses on obviously sickly people who don't give a damn whether they infect you with their germs because, after all, misery loves company.

5) Runny noses, period. Stay the fuck away from me with that draining orifice of sickness, you inconsiderate asshole.
 

davidh219

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1.) Extroverts
2.) People who have no desire to learn
3.) Any and all sports
4.) People who follow trends (E.g. someone who doesn't usually read books but read Twilight or The Hunger Games because it was popular.)
5.) People who have no interest in fiction of any kind (My girlfriend's dad doesn't watch movies, TV shows, or read books. All he does is watch shows like American Greed and Shark Tank, Hoarders, etc. Yet he falls asleep in the middle of any and all movies. It boggles my mind to no end.)
 

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1. People who no call no show to work, especially when it means someone else doesn't get to go home because the shift must be covered.

2. Why men can't aim when they use the toilet--or why they refuse to use the toilet/urinal provided. (Can you tell one of those tasks I had to do tonight because someone didn't show up for work?)

3. Reality shows in general and Honey Boo Boo in specific. (Do people really have deep desires to see other people be idjits so they feel better about their own lives, or what?)

4. Why people stare at me when they see me singing along to a song in my car.

5. Why my dog suddenly doesn't want French fries anymore.
 

Robbert

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1. Ballet

2. Cigars

3. Why so much food is wasted?

4. Monsanto ...or greed for that matter.

5. GATT (General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade)
 

Robbert

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1. Punctuation

2. Racism

3. Ownership of land

4. Scientologists

5. Brand new jeans in need of mending
 

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