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Candy

Give it to me straight...
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Maybe it's been done...? Still reading...

Anyway... Nothing to do. Why not?

Chicken crosses road into existential crisis.

Get the key! This body's heavy...

View is great... From a tornado.

The hoplite said, "Stand and die."
(Sums up Thermopylae in six words...)

Sixteen candles and a monster truck.

"Forth!" "Sir, this is the Third..."

Dang thing wore out... NOW what??

Crowbar? Check. I hate dental hygiene...

Flip it over... Wait... It's breathing...

Coconut crabs! Where is my saddle?

Lying in bed. Alone. Again. F*ck.

You said it's henna, not ink!!

Too much Mexican food. Light it.

Last words: "Well, this is new..."

File it down. It might fit...

Papa's home. Get under the bed.

Twenty already? Okay, let me think...

Hold on... Was that really twenty?

"You awake?" "You're alive?? GAAAH!!"

Does varnish go well with steaks..?

Flying Fart Monkeys! No, really... THERE!!

Ugh. I'm tired. It was fun!
 
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New Fish; Stuck on the Dang Hook
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I thought I could. But, nope.