That's a really fun thingie there. I checked it out, 3 excerpts each:
CHERRY: Stephen King, Stephen King, William Gibson *who?* (oh, a cyberpunk author/noir prophet. But of course!)
EFFIN' ALBERT: J.D. Salinger!!!! Stephen King, and Mark effin' Twain.
Hilarious.
TWINK: Stephen King, William Gibson (wha!) and, um, William Gibson. (Should I be nervous?)
one more, it's addicting!
MY FRIEND MIKE: Chuck Palahniuk, Harry Harrison
(note: per http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harrison_(writer), "Harrison was an extremely popular figure in the SF world, renowned for being amiable, outspoken and endlessly amusing. His quickfire, machine-gun delivery of words was a delight to hear, and a reward to unravel: he was funny and self-aware, he enjoyed reporting the follies of others, he distrusted generals, prime ministers and tax officials with sardonic and cruel wit, and above all he made plain his acute intelligence and astonishing range of moral, ethical and literary sensibilities. . .")
Stopping whilst I'm ahead.