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So I thought I would take advantage of the post-Hallowe'en sales and get an Alice in Wonderland costume for next year on the cheap. I hit the 3 main online costume places.
Silly me! Why didn't I know that Slut-Alice is the only available way to dress up like that? Silly, silly me.
I can get a long blonde wig and black patent Mary Janes and white tights easily. Even a white frilly apron shouldn't be too hard. the blue dress with crinolines and puffy sleeves... that'll be a challenge.
Because you do not want to see a pic of me in a micro-mini that barely covers my hoo-hah, with a bustline cut down halfway to my navel, and these BOOKS in a push-up bra. Trust me. Some of those slutted-up costumes even had strategically placed lights on them!
If I were 20 years old... maybe. But now?
I foresee a few trips to Goodwill and the Salvation Army in my future.
/rant
Silly me! Why didn't I know that Slut-Alice is the only available way to dress up like that? Silly, silly me.
I can get a long blonde wig and black patent Mary Janes and white tights easily. Even a white frilly apron shouldn't be too hard. the blue dress with crinolines and puffy sleeves... that'll be a challenge.
Because you do not want to see a pic of me in a micro-mini that barely covers my hoo-hah, with a bustline cut down halfway to my navel, and these BOOKS in a push-up bra. Trust me. Some of those slutted-up costumes even had strategically placed lights on them!
If I were 20 years old... maybe. But now?
I foresee a few trips to Goodwill and the Salvation Army in my future.
/rant