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Hmmm.... Four years ago I was living with my parents back in Georgia and engaged. So on that particular day I was probably worrying about some wedding issue. There were a lot of those then.
 

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Heh. No smexy names, sadly.

Let's see. I've called him a douche more than once, show-off, sexist, idiot, yada yada yada, and today I called him antisocial and entitled.

*sigh*

There is a reason I'm still single, isn't there? :e2bummed:

Ah, but would you rather be single, or the sort of person who would date a sexist, antisocial, entitled, idiotic show-off douche?
 

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Ah, but would you rather be single, or the sort of person who would date a sexist, antisocial, entitled, idiotic show-off douche?

:D

But he's not those things. Not all the time, anyway. Apparently, I just can't keep myself from hurling insults at him whenever he sets a foot wrong.

Isn't that just a marvelous start to a date? :D
 

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:D

But he's not those things. Not all the time, anyway. Apparently, I just can't keep myself from hurling insults at him whenever he sets a foot wrong.

Isn't that just a marvelous start to a date? :D

If anime and romantic comedies have taught me anything, that's actually fairly typical ;)
 

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:e2thud: Editing is hard. I got half of the 9k done, and cut 200 words or so. But I added about 50. Still, progress! And smoother prose!
 

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Book study poll is up, btw. Go vote. Return to discuss. :)
 

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Let's see. I've called him a douche more than once, show-off, sexist, idiot, yada yada yada, and today I called him antisocial and entitled.

*sigh*

There is a reason I'm still single, isn't there? :e2bummed:

See, now I'm wondering why you want to go on a date with him. :Huh:


In other news, I can't believe nobody has delivered a piece of cake to me. I've been emitting a silent and invisible Desires Cake beacon for hours.
 

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In other news, I can't believe nobody has delivered a piece of cake to me. I've been emitting a silent and invisible Desires Cake beacon for hours.

Sorry. Unlike more helping creatures, I'm far more concerned with obtaining cake for myself...
 

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Didn't anyone tell you? The cake is a lie.

:mad:



So, a coworker heard me talking about cake, since my need escalated to a verbal state. And then this happened:
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Her: You can have some of these chocolate truffles, since we don't have cake.

Me: :)

Her: But don't eat too many. They're diet candies.

Me: One, I'm pretty sure that's an oxymoron. Two, if they're diet candies, can't I eat more of them?

Her: Uh...you might not want to.

Me: Cause they suck?

Her: No, because they have a laxative effect.

Me: This doesn't sound like candy. This sounds like a disgusting trap.
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Now I don't have cake, and I'm hyper aware every time I hear the sound of a crinkling wrapper coming from her cubicle. :(
 

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Fake crud filled things are neither candy or food. Can you grab something after work?

I can tell you slaughter stories if that helps.
 

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Well, once someone pulled a rotten chicken off the line. It reeked and was full of blood and... What?!? I'm helping. You'll be 10 pounds lighter by next month!
 

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So is she scarfing the laxatives disguised as candy?

Also, we may need to send real candy to your office to horde in a desk drawer.

I'm not going to ask. I'm just going to, after today, start bringing headphones in.

Maybe I should just stop eating candy. ... Bwahaahaahaa

Ahem.
 

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Well, once someone pulled a rotten chicken off the line. It reeked and was full of blood and... What?!? I'm helping. You'll be 10 pounds lighter by next month!

How does a rotten chicken get on the line?
 

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A human hangs it there... And technically speaking, someone is in place to Id it and take it off down the line. Which they did. Also, Technically speaking, the hangers are trained to Id and NOT hang the rotten corpses. Yeah.
 
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