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TedTheewen

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Ted, psst! Ted!

PD wants a driveway full of snow!

From now until March!!

You know, I think it's beyond want and gone into need. She needs a lot of snow and she clearly needs it right this instant.

*strips down to his rhinestone banana hammock*

Okay everybody, stand back, this might get weird.

*lights a huge bonfire*

*puts on ceremonial Snow Dance Mask*
 

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I was going to ask why you'd have a rhinestone banana hammock...

Then realized it was like the "Cut of Meats" chart.

It's you. OF COURSE you'd have something like that.

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I only want it on weekends, Ted.


And on school break.

And...can I choose location, too? Or...

Because, if so, I'd like it on:
The grass.
The roof.
Not the roads.
Not the cars.

Do we get priority if we get these requests in early like this? :D
Tell me again where do you live? Where I live (Western Washington) IF there is snow on the grass, roofs, in the air or even the forecast, most drivers develop Cranial Rectius. That is a condition that involves ones head in their ass.

Ted, Snow For Washington ONLY in the mountains!!!
 

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I was going to ask why you'd have a rhinestone banana hammock...

Then realized it was like the "Cut of Meats" chart.

It's you. OF COURSE you'd have something like that.

:roll:


I'm currently trying to find my XP CD so I can wipe my HD and start over and I can't seem to find it anywhere. I can find everything else, just not that. So now I have to find somebody to make me a bootleg CD of windows so I can nuke my HD. My comp is so slow and no anti-bot/anti-anything is helping. It's really bad.

Sad part is, I'm good at finding crap. And I have a great memory for where I set stuff down. But find this CD? Nope.
 

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Tell me again where do you live? Where I live (Western Washington) IF there is snow on the grass, roofs, in the air or even the forecast, most drivers develop Cranial Rectius. That is a condition that involves ones head in their ass.

Ted, Snow For Washington ONLY in the mountains!!!

I've heard that before...snow seems to freak some people out badly.
 

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You have no idea. Up here it's called "Snow-magadan" In their defense, Seattle is very hilly. My issue is that I drive a Mustang GT, not a snow car.
 

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You have no idea. Up here it's called "Snow-magadan" In their defense, Seattle is very hilly. My issue is that I drive a Mustang GT, not a snow car.

When I had my Ford F-150, I threw 700 lbs of sand in the back for traction. I had to because it had the 5.0 and the brakes up front would dig in and snowplow due to my rear-end being geared down for towing. So, I needed the weight. I couldn't imagine being in a lightweight car like that in snow.

We're pretty smart about snow around here. Sometimes you run into an idiot in an SUV (always the SUV drivers) but that's about it.
 

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5.0l! Nice! That is what all of my Mustangs have. I used to live in Fairbanks, AK, so I learned snow driving. I also learned that when you add snow to a 5.0 Mustang, just park it..... I miss my Bronco II.
 

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IF there is snow on the grass, roofs, in the air or even the forecast, most drivers develop Cranial Rectius.
:rolleyes: Sometimes I think this is just an excuse that we have collectively come up with. Like an identity that we've adopted so that we can: a) get out of going to work because it's "not safe" and b)...well, I forget what my "b" was going to be.

So mostly just "a".

Or maybe it was just my excuse. :D

I miss my Bronco II.
Oh--there's a guy in our neighborhood who has this awesome convertible 70's era Bronco. *dreamy sigh* It's BEAUTIFUL!

Reminds me of summertime, drive-ins, beach trips as a kid.
 

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I am very much hoping we can avoid an ice storm like they had here in Oklahoma back in 2007 and a blizzard like we had a couple years ago here. That was the only day I missed work because I could get out of the driveway, or street, or neighborhood. Something like 18" fell overnight.
 

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Appropriate of nothing recently discussed, but just worth sharing:

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I am about to watch it, myself. After I fix a cup of coffee.

You know, when more dinosaurs roamed the Earth like me, if a woman dropped something and a man was near by, he'd pick it up for her. Hell, for that matter, if I saw ANYONE that had their arms full drop something, I'd pick it up for them. It's just freaking human curtesy. I had my arms full with kid's slippers that I was moving out onto the floor at work when I dropped one. One guy almost kicked it as he stepped over it and another guy just walked around it. They both saw me drop it and just walked right on by. People suck now days.
 

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