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Crumps, there's no need to get all riled up about it.Okay, you bastard. Will dipping them in whipped cream make you happy?
Crumps, there's no need to get all riled up about it.Okay, you bastard. Will dipping them in whipped cream make you happy?
Crumpets damage my teeth. I have to have them filed after eating them.
Meh, I've given up all that for lost, and I don't think gold teeth are a very good investment either. I'd have to stop smiling around some people.You know you long for a gold tooth. Have you considered cashing in your debentures?
Feh, I was given away at the lost and found--maybe it was my moldy teeth that incensed everyone. I really have to stop smelling foul around people.
Have you ever considered changing your underwear?
Funny, I have to rewind my 6 vibrators each year!!
You would shave yourself if you regularly bought batteries.
Bizarre little hemorrhoid here. Where are the leeches when I need them?
If I were one of those little butt-fuckers, I'd be humming 'I did it my way!'
I just learned from my dear old mum that being a 40 year old with his chastisty intact is really quite chique!
I think you'd better ask dear old dad -- and maybe the milkman.What else could your "dear old mum" do in bed?
I think you'd better ask dear old dad what he's been getting up to with the milkman.
From where I'm standing you look like the michelin man.
Are you trying to say I can't bat?
You can eat Mancurian food.
And what would that feel like exactly? Being whipped with ropey old donner kebabs and getting washed with lager?
And what would you like to eat exactly? Sun-ripened donkey kebabs garnished with a booger?
Thank you, but I think I shall decline your rejection.
Please ensure my waste tract is irrigated first thing on Monday.
No problem. What'll it be this time, the garden hoes or the pantyhose?
I'm not a big fan of Avis rent-a-car, so let's go with the head helmet.
Aren't you forgetting that you're the King of the World?
Silly me, I'm feeding my fleas onions.