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Robbert
Is braver than any hobbert
But rhyming his name is hard... so a clerihew
For him requires some verbal derring-do
 

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Joel Salatin on a chicken ranch
pissed off by legislative branch
fights to raise his hens organic
big name brands in a panic
 

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Shannon Marie Helfrich Smith
a sweet silver haired Grammy full of vinegar and pith.
Here is the clerihew in response to your reflection, Albedo
The deadline is dead; I submitted the ms last week-oh!
 

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Matera
Is neither here-a nor there-a
But she is present in her clever posts
Which are often quoted at AW marshmallow roasts.
 

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Woofy Wooferson
Cartoon Hound, Tasmanian Devil and long gone on.
I miss him today; I'll miss him to the end,
but so glad to have counted him as a friend.
 
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Nymtoc, Matera the Mad, and shakeysix
Nym's the guy; the other two are chicks
They all have brains and humor and class
I know this 'cause I read their posts while I'm sitting on my ass.
 

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Albedo of Zero,
No descendant of Nero,
Does not fiddle while some city burns
But continually creates, and continually learns.
 
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Sorry Albedo. That one was sooo bad I will try again. I was talking on the phone, managing a blog and trying to be witty all at the same time and I can't do even one of those things very well--s6
 
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Shakeysix
Needed a fix
Which in her case meant cueritos,
Caldo de siete mares, huevos motuleños, huachinango a la Veracruzana, pan dulce and frijoles refritos.
 

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Albedo of zero reflected light?
Does that mean dark or just out of sight?
Are there cups or swords in your spread?
I'm betting the six of rods is zooming straight at your head.
 
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Samuel Alito
Ate a burrito
And then he wrote an opinion and said, looking sly,
“What a good judge am I!”
 
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Seamus Heaney
was fond of his hand-knit beanie
so much so, that he wrote a sonnet
to eulogise that Celtic bonnet
 

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Poetinahat,
has a strange aversion for cats
he shoots them with his gun
then skins them for some fun
 
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jaus tail
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is used for backward-masking
messages from aliens in Swiss cheese. "Why?" is the question I'm asking.
 

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Poetinahat,
has fallen in love with a rat
tomorrow is their marriage
we'll go in a camel carriage
 

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Lauren Bacall
held moviegoers in thrall
for gorgeous decades. I'll end this epistle
with thanks, to the beauty who taught me to whistle.
 

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My cat Hector
Is a lazy mister
Watches tv all day
Meow is all he'll say
 

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Joan Rivers
managed her aging as though filled with Chivas
her photographer liked to take the credits
but it's the plastic surgeon who did the edits
 

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Ray Rice
Wasn't very nice
When he beat up his girlfiend brutally the other day
But he's a pro football player, so naturally his fans are shouting, "Let our hero play!"
 
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Sarah Louise Palin
Her image is ailin'
A beer soaked free for all, capped by a bloody brawl.
Old Ray would rue the day he swung at Right Hook Bristawl.
 
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