Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager searches the phone book for people with names like "Dick" and "Fanny," then spends Saturday nights calling and asking for them, between bouts of raucous laughter.

Fruit bat does the same, til they learned of this little invention known as 'caller ID'. Now fruit saves that one call for an attorney.

Sheila gets prank calls all the time, but that's probably due to her family's history of odd names.

Her brother's name is Seymour Butts, her dad is Randy Cox, her other brother is named Michael Hunt (yeah, I know, they all ended up with different last names, I told you they were odd), and her mother is named Brownie Shytles.

As for Sheila, she changed her name from the original, Fannie Licker.

(all this really started with her grandmother... Dixie Normus)

Drachen Jager is a vampire alcoholic. Not... wait... Alcoholic Vampire. Anyway, take care of yourself, Drachen. We're concerned for you.

MHJA eats green eggs and ham.

He's saving money, though, and hopes to have enough to buy himself a refrigerator soon.

DJ went to Iceland to learn the Xylophone for book research. While there, they danced an Irish Jig on the full moon, and summoned their ancestors. Just because it was the proper thing to do.

Sheila typically does the proper thing in life, like jaywalking and cutting in long lines.

Jberg carries an axe in her purse. If she gets tired in the queue, she removes that axe and starts chopping down the queue.

Jaus Tail does not carry an axe in his purse.

Just a few necessities, like lip balm, lipstick (three shades (you never know)), eye shadow, tampons, a change purse, a compact... well I could keep listing, but I don't have that much time in my day.

DJ envies my purse. His purse doesn't have pocket for nail polish.

But DJ has a secret pocket, weapon hidden and dedicated to exact fury on jaus.

MS Wiggins carries no purse. When MS Wiggins, DJ and I go for one of those chick flicks wearing matching skirts and tight tops, MS Wiggins always places her palms against her cheeks and says, 'Oops, i'm so sorry friends but i forgot to carry my purse again. Can you be my true friends and pay for my tickets as well? I'll return the money, the moment I fool a rich boyfriend.' We agree, put hands over each other shoulders and giggle our way into the cinema hall.

And Jaus pulled the money from his fanny-pack and paid for our tickets.

While watching the movie MS Wiggins nudged me and said, 'I could've done better than the actress.' She waved her hair and said, 'I'm so hot, when I step in the pool, water evaporates.'

That's funny. JT said the same thing to me after climbing into my bathtub. I was in it at the time and he wasn't invited.

A crocodile fell on MHJA.

And started singing Little Man Tate Ate my blue shoes.

Sheila's shoes are actually all Leopard print.

Jeh is a leopard.

E.F.B. is a leotard.

(wait, is this replace, take away, or add?)

Drachen is a leper.

J-berg is a lever.

Drachen pulled the wrong lever and ended up someplace he didn't want to be.

JH earned her way through highschool operating a manual elevator. (Ask me how I know).

Sheila rides escalators for fun. She goes up and down and up and down and up and down, while throwing her hands in the air and shouting "Wheeeeeeeeeee!" the whole time.