The "I'm sorry" thread

shakeysix · Jul 30, 2014

handing out pales and shovels to the neighborhood kids and telling them to go play in the sand was just plain reprehensible!

I'm sorry that your UFO footage was confiscated by the Men in Black but...

Nymtoc · Jul 30, 2014

...come with us this weekend, and I promise you'll get some great Bigfoot photos!

I'm sorry the FDA has determined that your patent medicine doesn't work, but...

jaus tail · Aug 2, 2014

salt water cannot cure death.

I'm sorry your plant died of depression, but

Hannah M · Aug 3, 2014

it was alone in a room with you for rather long.

I'm sorry I just stuck a knife into you, but

jaus tail · Aug 3, 2014

you were really annoying to the world.

I'm sorry I threw you off the balcony, but

Nymtoc · Aug 3, 2014

I thought the swimming pool was underneath it. Honest!

I'm sorry all your communications are being tapped, but...

Hannah M · Aug 3, 2014

it's the same for the rest of the inmates.

I'm sorry we can't let you in to prison, but

Nymtoc · Aug 6, 2014

...we have to consider the welfare of the other prisoners.

I'm sorry your Venus flytrap ate your cat, but...

jaus tail · Aug 6, 2014

at least now you don't have to feed the pet.

I'm sorry your school's principal recovered from malaria, but

CathleenT · Aug 12, 2014

...they really have no impact on standardized testing, so they're hardly the ones you want to target anyway. I'm sorry the Libertarians swept the last election, but...

Hannah M · Aug 13, 2014

..at least you have who to blame when the country collapses.

I'm sorry you fell out of the plane but...

Nymtoc · Aug 13, 2014

...an inspection showed you didn't damage the plane at all!

I'm sorry your neighbor posted all those photos of you (and several others) in bed, but...

Robbert · Aug 14, 2014

...with a little help--think of the legal eagles--this is your chance to become rich.

I'm sorry there's so much confusion about solar panels, but...

Hannah M · Aug 14, 2014

... at least some people say you didn't waste all your money when you fitted out your house with 'em!

I'm sorry you're so tired but...

Nymtoc · Aug 14, 2014

...nobody forced you to appear in all those porn films.

I'm sorry your prospective father-in-law swore he'd kill you before he let you marry his daughter, but...

Hannah M · Aug 16, 2014

... she didn't really like you anyway. She just wanted your money. Which she got. Have you checked your bank account recently?

I'm sorry you've gone bankrupt, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 17, 2014

Hannah M said:
I'm sorry you've gone bankrupt, but...

...didn't you ever hear that writers need to suffer?

I'm sorry your dog left you and moved in with the family down the street, but...

jaus tail · Aug 17, 2014

if you promise to fetch the newspaper, maybe they'll adopt you as well.

I'm sorry your boss didn't like your birthday gift, but

Robbert · Aug 17, 2014

...every cloud has a silver lining: pass it on to some other bugger.

I'm sorry the Tour De France isn't anymore what it used to be, but...

jaus tail · Aug 17, 2014

neither is my bicycle.

I'm sorry your wife kicked you out of the house, but

Nymtoc · Aug 17, 2014

...it should give you great material for a book about the plight of the homeless.

I'm sorry ten witnesses identified you as the bank robber, but...

Robbert · Aug 18, 2014

...it should give you great material for a book about My Life in the Slammer.

I'm sorry to be a conspiracy junkie, but...

Komnena · Aug 21, 2014

but everybody has to have a hobby.
I'm sorry I opened that jar of bedbugs in your hose bt

jaus tail · Aug 21, 2014

the bedbugs were feeling claustrophobic.

I'm sorry for driving my truck over your car, but

Robbert · Aug 22, 2014

...maybe we can split the insurance pay-out!?

I'm sorry you think you can get a penny out of me, but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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