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Nymtoc · Jun 21, 2014

Black shoes used to be de rigueur with a blue suit, but nowadays many men wear sneakers.

shakeysix · Jun 22, 2014

Sneakers are also worn by many teachers because of the sneak factor.

Nymtoc · Jun 27, 2014

Factor in all the reasons for raising the minimum wage, and conservatives will still say "No!"

Matera the Mad · Jun 28, 2014

"No!" he shouted, flinging away the gun.

Nymtoc · Jun 29, 2014

"Gun the engine!" he shouted. "The cops are on our tail!"

Matera the Mad · Jun 29, 2014

Tail drooping, the thin, mangy dog slunk into an alley.

Nymtoc · Jun 29, 2014

Alley cats can make good house cats if they haven't been living in the alley too long. :e2cat:

Thrillerlover · Jun 30, 2014

Long live the king.

Nymtoc · Jun 30, 2014

King Solomon was wise.

Thrillerlover · Jun 30, 2014

Wise guys don't carry wallets.

Nymtoc · Jun 30, 2014

"Wallets" McGurk was this town's most skillful pickpocket.

Matera the Mad · Jun 30, 2014

Pickpocket targets are blissfully unaware of their surroundings, usually focussed on personal matters.

Nymtoc · Jun 30, 2014

Matters between the warring spouses were discussed at length during counseling.

Komnena · Jul 16, 2014

Counseling is a delicate thing.

Nymtoc · Jul 16, 2014

Thing (to be precise, Thing T. Thing) is a disembodied hand that lives with the Addams family.

Jehhillenberg · Jul 17, 2014

Family isn't necessarily everything.

Nymtoc · Jul 18, 2014

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it" is a quote attributed to Confucius.

M.S. Wiggins · Jul 18, 2014

Confucius say, "Man who loses key, gets no nookie."

Nymtoc · Jul 19, 2014

Nookie is not on Craigslist.

Lavern08 · Jul 26, 2014

Craigslist can be a dangerous place.

shakeysix · Jul 26, 2014

Place was not Etta's last name nor was Etta her first name.

Nymtoc · Jul 26, 2014

Name your child anything you want, but try not to give her or him a made-up name like Morone or Gonorrhethia, which may cause problems in the future.

Komnena · Aug 2, 2014

Future events can be difficult to predict.

Hannah M · Aug 4, 2014

Predict the future with our low-weight crystal balls, only $1k apiece!

Nymtoc · Aug 4, 2014

"Apiece of my mind is what I'm going to give you, and don't criticize my spelling!"

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