Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

CDSinex · Mar 1, 2015

Rest for the weary—
Geese, making their way back home,
settle on Joe’s Pond.

(Joe's Pond is in north-central Vermont near the town of Cabot.)

jaus tail · Mar 2, 2015

settle on Joe's Pond
lie on the water. the fish
will massage your back

zanzjan · Mar 2, 2015

Will massage your back
if you sign this first: standard
release, next of kin.

jaus tail · Mar 2, 2015

Release. Next of kin
will hear the pain that you say.
Release your troubles

Neegh · Mar 2, 2015

Release your troubles,
recognize that flies, so
live before you die.

kkbe · Mar 3, 2015

your? you? I shall go with you, I hope that's okay...

"Live before you die!"
"Spread your wings!" Or, perchance, choose
another cliché.

Neegh · Mar 3, 2015

Another cliché...
Yeah well, what the hell else is new?
Typos are stupid.

jaus tail · Mar 4, 2015

Typos are stupid
but a sin is done by those
who fool their readers

Neegh · Mar 4, 2015

Who fools their readers...?
Usually new-bees who
think themselves clever.

jaus tail · Mar 4, 2015

think themselves clever
pity, i had to kill them
knife shines bright with blood

Neegh · Mar 4, 2015

Knife shines bright with blood.
The moon's face stares bright and full:
Would mother be proud?

zanzjan · Mar 4, 2015

Would Mother be proud
of all my achievements? No.
Never was pretty.

Neegh · Mar 4, 2015

Never was pretty:
backless dresses never worked.
Perhaps it's the beard.

jaus tail · Mar 5, 2015

perhaps it's the beard
paint it white while he's asleep
then pour some honey

zanzjan · Mar 5, 2015

Then pour some, Honey,
'fore the ambrosia runs dry.
Love, no leftovers.

Neegh · Mar 5, 2015

Love...? No leftovers
from that great dinner last night?
No dear, it's all gone.

jaus tail · Mar 5, 2015

no, dear. it's all gone
the rains ruined the flowers
the garden lies dead

RobLineberger · Mar 5, 2015

The garden lies dead
salted with popcorn kernels
hope for pepper rain

jaus tail · Mar 6, 2015

hope for pepper rain
would be more yielding than hope
for a good pay hike.

zanzjan · Mar 7, 2015

For a good pay hike
I'll debug your fortran mess,
but python? Never!

onestepp · Mar 8, 2015

But python, never
neglect your shiny sea-green scales
living waters heal

RobLineberger · Mar 8, 2015

onestepp said:
But python, never
neglect your shiny sea-green scales
living waters heal

Living waters heal
fortran spaghetti hijinks
Thank god for python

lizo27 · Mar 8, 2015

Thank god for Python
Everybody needs to laugh
Classic TV show

zanzjan · Mar 8, 2015

Classic TV show
but I never understood.
Why not bite Wilbur?

kkbe · Mar 8, 2015

Why not bite? Wilber
mulls the question, sharp canines
glinting in moonlight.

Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

CDSinex

Imagine something clever here.

jaus tail

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

jaus tail

Neegh

kkbe

Huh.

Neegh

jaus tail

Neegh

jaus tail

Neegh

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

Neegh

jaus tail

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

Neegh

jaus tail

RobLineberger

jaus tail

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

onestepp

RobLineberger

lizo27

Speshul snowflake

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

kkbe

Huh.