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OT this is what confuses me about the Argonians from TES. Why do the lizard-women have boobs? Like, are they actually mammals with reptilian characteristics? Or reptiles that have developed lactation in a marvel of convergent evolution?

Does evolution even exist in The Elder Scrolls universe? sorry, I haven't read all 10,000 pages of back-lore scattered around Skyrim, I only collect the books to decorate my house and keep my wife occupied while I go adventuring.


Okay!

*takes a deep breath*

First, there was the universe known as Mundus, the center point between the infinite creation of Aetherius and the eternal destruction of Oblivion. The Eight Divines and the God Lorkhan created a world in Mundas known as Nirn, asisted by the creator spirits known as Aedra - who are basically immortal beings of good and creation who helped to construct Nirn. The Daedra - which literally means "not our ancestors'" - were all the spirits that didn't help.

Shortly after Nirn...

Okay, you know what, I just realized I'm getting even more off topic.

Basically, Argonians evolved from a hive mind of sentient trees.

I have no idea why they have great knockers, but there you go.
 

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There's a really simple reason why the reptilians have breasts: because their creators liked breasts.

More specifically, for humans breasts and hair are how we designate gender by appearance. So when you create a species that isn't human, if you want the viewer to understand "This one is female" by appearance alone, you give them breasts. The same reason why when androids are made in the likeness of humans, they're given gender-specific characteristics more often than not; robots don't need breasts either, but they are made that way;.

No, there isn't a biological reason why. It is purely a visual aesthetic.
 

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Zoombie, you might want to check out the Furry Writer's Guild. It's where many fandom writers congregate. Also, if you sign up, there's a shoutbox which works like a live chatroom.
 

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Okay!

*takes a deep breath*

First, there was the universe known as Mundus, the center point between the infinite creation of Aetherius and the eternal destruction of Oblivion. The Eight Divines and the God Lorkhan created a world in Mundas known as Nirn, asisted by the creator spirits known as Aedra - who are basically immortal beings of good and creation who helped to construct Nirn. The Daedra - which literally means "not our ancestors'" - were all the spirits that didn't help.

Shortly after Nirn...

Okay, you know what, I just realized I'm getting even more off topic.

Basically, Argonians evolved from a hive mind of sentient trees.

I have no idea why they have great knockers, but there you go.
... Well, that makes even less sense than I was anticipating. They're trees???

Maybe they evolved from titwillows?
 

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Hair? Since when are male and female hair different?
A) How many women do you see with facial hair? B) Most cultures, men and women wear their hair differently.

But you see it in furry art a lot. Females almost always have headhair, males infrequently do.
 

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There's a really simple reason why the reptilians have breasts: because their creators liked breasts.

More specifically, for humans breasts and hair are how we designate gender by appearance. So when you create a species that isn't human, if you want the viewer to understand "This one is female" by appearance alone, you give them breasts. The same reason why when androids are made in the likeness of humans, they're given gender-specific characteristics more often than not; robots don't need breasts either, but they are made that way;.

No, there isn't a biological reason why. It is purely a visual aesthetic.

I suppose it depends on the material, really.

Boobs on non-human aliens in work that's otherwise trying to be 'hard' tend to aggravate me, because the biologist in the back of my mind keeps saying "why? Why do these aliens that aren't even analogous to mammals have human secondary sexual characteristics???" *cough*Avatar*coughcough*Mass Effect*coughcough*

But if it's not meant to be hard science fiction, or if the creators were obviously smoking nirnroot (trees?!?), or if it's for smexytimes, then it's all good. :D
 

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I always liked the theory that Asari don't look like what you think they look like...

There's a great scene where a Turian, a Salarian and a Human are all watching an Asari gyrate, and they start to realize that the Asari looks different to each of them...
 

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I always liked the theory that Asari don't look like what you think they look like...

There's a great scene where a Turian, a Salarian and a Human are all watching an Asari gyrate, and they start to realize that the Asari looks different to each of them...
I like that.
 

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Reposting this list so I can find it easier without having to click around cause I'm a lazy bastard!

bison (stuck on a plane)
echidna (put upon flight attendant)
tapir (woman who almost stepped on Lilly's wing)
snowy owl (Doctor Julian Ahmir, head of the Paranormal Neurological Research Tank)
bighorn sheep (two security guards)
maned wolf (Doctor at the PNRT)
desert tortoise (Doctor at the PNRT)
pangolin (Doctor at the PNRT)
musk ox (test subject at the PNRT)
elephant seal (test subject at the PNRT)
bat (Secret Service member)
pig (limo driver)
pony (reporter)
lama (some CEO)
wallaby (Another CEO!)
springbok (Random dinner guest)
puma (Alex Able, another major character!)
kiwi (Secret Serviceman)
Snake (Secret Serviceman)
Beta fish (A MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
jellyfish (Shimmer, an environmental technician...on Mars!)
stingray (Jessica Fong, an environmental technician...ON MARS!)
Crocodiles (Random envirotech)
Komodo dragon (James Fong, Jessica's husband.)
raccoon (George Delacroix, the EUATS Specialist who connects to the Mars Base! That's Earth Union Astro-Telepathic Service!)
badger (An Omnicore astro-telepath)
cuttlefish (Devon's Dad! An important secondary character! )
Hampster (As of yet unnamed bunkmate to another main character, who is a Zebra because I wanted a hunky zebra man, SHUT UP)
Goat (A drone rigger on the Normandy)
long horned sheep (A doctor!)
aye-aye (patient)
Potoo (patient)
Anteater (patient)
Frilled Lizard (Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!)
Moray Eel (The XO of the Normandy)
Vulture (Guard on the Normandy brig!)
Mongoose (Another main character - luck of the draw, luck of the draw!)
Elephant (sleeping airline passenger)
Giant Chinese Salamander (captain in the EU space force who is going to, like, have the hottest airplane sex with Mongoose girl)
Spider (Mongoose's father!)
Butterfly (Mongoose's - whose name is Kristi, by the way - mother's new boyfriend)
Silkworm (The POTUS by 2060)
Cricket (flight attendant)
Snake (terrorist hijacker)
Platypus (same as the snake!)
Axolotl (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Meerkat (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Iguana (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Squirrel (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Hyena
Guinea Pig
Puffer-fish
Armadillo
Raccoons
Hedgehog
African Water Mouse
Sperm Whale
Bats
Ey-Ey-Ey
Sloth
Crocodile
Platypus
Chipmunk
Ermine
Pine Marten
Mole
Cacomistle
Rhino (extra points if it's a girl)
Red Panda
Opossum
Spider Monkey
Gazelle
Wolverine
Serval
Lemur
Rabbit
Dhole
Skunk
Poison Dart Frog (Oh man, the poison could have Interesting effects)
Chameleon
Box Turtle (oh, the jokes)
Anole
Swallow (oh god)
Falcon
Swan
Flamingo
Ostrich
Hummingbird
Pelican
Tiger shark
Angler fish
Dolphin
 
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IT'S BACK!

Yes, I am writing this again! I'm sure at least, like, one person was waiting with baited breath!
 

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Yes, it's just a small bit of cheese in my mouth, but it gets the baiting done.
 

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So, the last few scenes have been nothing but exciting railgun and rocket ship action!

Because it's also a Space Opera, ontop of being a Furry Erotica.

...should I have LASER SWORDS!?
 

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Nah, that feels like a rip-off. Go for a gun shooting blips of laser! Or cheese.
 

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I now have the mental image of someone firing a cheese gun and the mouse character going, "I find that OFFENSIVE."
 

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On top of the MANY THINGS the furry Nazis ruin, they also screw up the list!

Since this list has a wide swath of critters and creatures, but the furry Nazis only have a few different kinds of phenotypes.

Cause they're fucking Nazis.
 

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bison (stuck on a plane)
echidna (put upon flight attendant)
tapir (woman who almost stepped on Lilly's wing)
snowy owl (Doctor Julian Ahmir, head of the Paranormal Neurological Research Tank)
bighorn sheep (two security guards)
maned wolf (Doctor at the PNRT)
desert tortoise (Doctor at the PNRT)
pangolin (Doctor at the PNRT)
musk ox (test subject at the PNRT)
elephant seal (test subject at the PNRT)
bat (Secret Service member)
pig (limo driver)
pony (reporter)
lama (some CEO)
wallaby (Another CEO!)
springbok (Random dinner guest)
puma (Alex Able, another major character!)
kiwi (Secret Serviceman)
Snake (Secret Serviceman)
Beta fish (A MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
jellyfish (Shimmer, an environmental technician...on Mars!)
stingray (Jessica Fong, an environmental technician...ON MARS!)
Crocodiles (Random envirotech)
Komodo dragon (James Fong, Jessica's husband.)
raccoon (George Delacroix, the EUATS Specialist who connects to the Mars Base! That's Earth Union Astro-Telepathic Service!)
badger (An Omnicore astro-telepath)
cuttlefish (Devon's Dad! An important secondary character! )
Hampster (As of yet unnamed bunkmate to another main character, who is a Zebra because I wanted a hunky zebra man, SHUT UP)
Goat (A drone rigger on the Normandy)
long horned sheep (A doctor!)
aye-aye (patient)
Potoo (patient)
Anteater (patient)
Frilled Lizard (Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!)
Moray Eel (The XO of the Normandy)
Vulture (Guard on the Normandy brig!)
Mongoose (Another main character - luck of the draw, luck of the draw!)
Elephant (sleeping airline passenger)
Giant Chinese Salamander (captain in the EU space force who is going to, like, have the hottest airplane sex with Mongoose girl)
Spider (Mongoose's father!)
Butterfly (Mongoose's - whose name is Kristi, by the way - mother's new boyfriend)
Silkworm (The POTUS by 2060)
Cricket (flight attendant)
Snake (terrorist hijacker)
Platypus (same as the snake!)
Axolotl (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Meerkat (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Iguana (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Squirrel (drone rigger on the BCR-S10 Normandy)
Hyena (referenced by a character in a story)
Guinea Pig (captain of the BCR-S10 Normandy - irony!)
Puffer-fish
Armadillo
Raccoons
Hedgehog
African Water Mouse
Sperm Whale
Bats
Ey-Ey-Ey
Sloth
Crocodile
Platypus
Chipmunk
Ermine
Pine Marten
Mole
Cacomistle
Rhino (extra points if it's a girl)
Red Panda
Opossum
Spider Monkey
Gazelle
Wolverine
Serval
Lemur
Rabbit
Dhole
Skunk
Poison Dart Frog (Oh man, the poison could have Interesting effects)
Chameleon
Box Turtle (oh, the jokes)
Anole
Swallow (oh god)
Falcon
Swan
Flamingo
Ostrich
Hummingbird
Pelican
Tiger shark
Angler fish
Dolphin


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IT'S BACK AGAIN!

This story takes long breaks while I work on other, non-smutty things.
 
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First big smile of the day. Some of those, I don't even know what they are.
 

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Each section of the book is about transition, change, and the hope the future will have more furries than the past!