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The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself
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Did you hear about the fellow who fell into the lens grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
*looks at Jorsh*
*Looks at Porter*
*Looks back at Jorsh*
*Grabs cray*
*Drop kicks him between Jorsh & Porter*
Woooohooo!
Hey, a win is a win...
And you said you didn't enjoy sports.
You mean a van you can easily see coming down your road regardless of the light conditions, right? I mean, something easily described to the cops?
I was thinking 1939 but I'm probably the only one.
I'm already popular. Every time somebody does or says something stupid at work, everybody looks at me and smiles as they imagine what I'm thinking, while knowing I'm too anti-social to actually talk to them.
I'm so popular, women already assume I'd reject them, so they just stay away out of respect and save me the hassle.
I'm so popular, I routinely see law enforcement IP addresses viewing my blog, just in case I admit to something that fits one of their ongoing cases.
I'm so popular, I get tons of mail from companies weekly asking me to participate in their membership with monthly payments, like Student Loan Clubs, Hospital Bill Clubs, etc. My mailbox is full of that stuff.
I'd like to be less popular sometimes.
I'm so popular, women already assume I'd reject them, so they just stay away out of respect and save me the hassle.
I'm so popular, I routinely see law enforcement IP addresses viewing my blog, just in case I admit to something that fits one of their ongoing cases.
I'm so popular, I get tons of mail from companies weekly asking me to participate in their membership with monthly payments, like Student Loan Clubs, Hospital Bill Clubs, etc. My mailbox is full of that stuff.
I'd like to be less popular sometimes.
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Cause everything is always jacked up and you have to wade through the jack in order to fix things?
I suspect the prominent references to the van and its uses has something to do with this.
I might like you Ted...so far you haven't tried to take me for a ride in your van.
I understand this is a good thing.
You have been told vicious lies. My van is actually quite nice, gets good gas mileage and I just had the front end re-aligned after replacing the shocks so it rides like a dream.
Ooo, that does sound nice....
but you 'advertise' that you have a lack of moral conscience. I must admit that sends up a few warning signals.
I may be a finger monkey, but I didn't just fall off the mini banana tree.
ted is harmless and he's actually a very nice person.
there. it had to be said.
sorry to ruin your rep, ted.
there. it had to be said.
sorry to ruin your rep, ted.
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