Fortunately...unfortunately
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when you say, "Yes, please," your friend locks the car doors, and says, "Remember the time I asked you to help me move, and you said, no, and went fishing?" "Bye." And with that your friend drives away. 
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you check the text and see that it was sent from someone named 'Mildred.' That's not your late wife's name and you assume the person somehow misdialed. Unfortunately...
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'Mildred' won't stop sending texts, and each subsequent text gets more and more threatening in tone, until you begin to fear for your personal safety. Fortunately . . .
you don't believe in ghosts so you continue along your way without a care in the world. Unfortunately...
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. . . you don't believe in bathrooms either, so you aren't bothered by the taunting haunting. Unfortunately . . .
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you have plans to spend the weekend at a nudist camp, so you have until Monday to figure out what to do. Unfortunately . . .
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the worst rainstorm to hit the area in a century puts the kaibosh on being outdoors in the nude. Fortunately . . .
the nudist camp dining hall has a large fireplace, and everyone gathers there to enjoy the warnth. After some discussion an impromptu, all night, duplicate bridge tournament breaks out. Unfortunately . . .
you get a paper cut from a playing card on a most unfortunate area of your body. You scream out and at the same time have a small accident on the beautiful cream dining hall carpet. DAMN, you wish you believed in bathrooms. Everyone stares at you and your cheeks turn red with shame. Fortunately,
the camp has a beautiful young nurse on staff, she takes you back to the "treatment room" and takes care of your injury. Unfortunately . . .
you don't have your medical records with you and can't prove you've been immunized so you must remain quarantined with the other nudists for a full 21 days. Fortunately...
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... as the healthiest one there, you are perceived by the other quarantined folks as God's gift to infected nudists. Unfortunately,