Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary
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Hey, that looks a lot like the postcard my gran' pappy, JoeBobBear, sent me during his visit to the
The Hoods (Willamette Valley's best strawberries) should be getting ripe real soon, if not already.
Oh yeah, I'm back from the VA
Where are those secret waiting lists when you need them?
Let's just say when they give out catheters I'll always be way at the back of the line , offering cuts.
I now know what my prostate looks like from the inside.
Tiny cameras are not all they're cracked up to be.
Oh yeah, I'm back from the VA
Where are those secret waiting lists when you need them?
Let's just say when they give out catheters I'll always be way at the back of the line , offering cuts.
I now know what my prostate looks like from the inside.
Tiny cameras are not all they're cracked up to be.
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This is the part that might hurt a little when it goes through the sphincter ... now come down from that ceiling.
Thanks. 
Lavern's also in charge of keeping us on the straight and narrow...
And Laverning! You haven't live 'til you've been Laverned!
Youch. Rather the bottle in front of me... as the saying goes. Glad it ended well, Porter.
Note to self: Read to the end of the friggin' page before hitting the post reply button!
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Porter's waiting for the womens to do that after they make his bed, scrub his pots and pans, and wash his dishes. He depends on them. It's been a while since Porter's Depends were changed...understandably.
That is indeed a poor excuse for a harem, Porter. Are they aware that they're a harem?