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No using body parts to try and lure in dancing girls. And clean up the drippings.
 

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Nope, nope. Need them drippin's <mops up puddle of fluids and squeezes it into body cavity>. Ain't luring' in no dancing' gurls. Makin' one from the, um, leftovers...

She won't be purdy, 'cept mebbe' t' the Marshal, but she'll dance.

I needs some more parts.

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I hear tell there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tomorry night. You don't s'pose you'll be ready by then, do ya?
 

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Words aren't needed, we have video.
 

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Pay the nickel first
 

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What is this? Some kind of horror western show? Zombies of the Old West? Looks interesting...

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Hey. You been here before, Amigo. I remember you're the reason we changed the spelling on the menu. It used to be Vodka. Now it's Voudka.

Plus them horses are all trotting down the wrong side of the street now too.
 

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Hey. You been here before, Amigo. I remember you're the reason we changed the spelling on the menu. It used to be Vodka. Now it's Voudka.

Plus them horses are all trotting down the wrong side of the street now too.


See? The horses are easier to train than you damn mutts!

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Well it's better than running around shouting Yee Haw and howdy pardner!

Yeah I know, a Brit saying things like that is as wrong as an American saying bollocks. :D
 

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Nah, I'm not kinky like that.

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Well, good then, innit?

Maybe (since we seem to speak 50% of the same language) we should team up to fight off them interlopers like FOTSGreg, who I think is German, Icelandic or Tierra del Fuegan. Something like that, anyhow.